The Little Randoms

Wib

Wib was an eleven year-old auburn-haired boi. His name was very weird, and he got teased for it. He learned to get used to it by putting his mind on other things. Things like the bearded dragon he saw in the storefront of the pet store that he walked by everyday before and after school to get home. He wanted that bearded dragon so much. His pa said that if he got enough money by helping out in the store, he could have it. Y'see, Wib lives in the same lettuce store his Ma and Pa work at, first floor is the lettuce store and the second floor is the house. He has been saving up since he was only 8 years old.

Today was the day, he finally had enough money to go and buy that bearded dragon. After school he was gonna go to the pet store and buy that Bearded Dragon he had dreamed of for three whole entire years. That is, if he could get through the school day without getting kicked in the ankle, or shin, or knee, or femur, or any part of the leg, Wib usually just gets kicked in the leg. But so far he was just got a bop in the nose.

Hehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheh.

He stood outside the pet store with quivering facial muscles, and he could hardly keep his balance. He walked into the pet store, then his blood turned to ice.

Someone else was buying the Bearded Dragon.

He couldn't believe his luck. Three long years he admired the beautiful horned reptile in hopes of one day bringing it home. The buyer was a tall lean man with a fancy coat, and fancy hair, and fancy wallet, his fancy $250.99, his fancy four-year old boi, with a fancy smile, and there was Wib, a lettuce boi, lettuce boy with a not-fancy sweater, not-fancy wad of money, not-fancy frown, not-fancy Bearded Dragon dreams.

From that day on he knew he was going to study reptiles when he grew up. He eventually grew up to be a Herpetologist and started a Bearded Dragon farm, then he took over the world with his Bearded Dragons, his little Dragons evolved intelligent brains and Wib with his army, conquered the whole universe, and all the other Dimensions in the multi-verse. (but it wasn't conquered in a bad way, he had a very nice monarchy with lots of freedoms and stuffs, absolutely nothing like a Tyranny or anything,)

So yup, a dimension ruler, named Wib, and a trillion Bearded Dragons, owed all his power to a fancy boi and his dad.

And that is how our modern world with Bearded Dragons got to be. THE END. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY