"vroom vroom, I'm in me mums carh" blared my phone at 2:30 am. Perfect. Let's just hope I don't fuck up like I usually do. I pulled out of bed and dragged myself to my door. I brought myself to a collective cool, and tried to catch my breath. Damn those Oreos i've been eating.
Why am I waking up at 2:30 am you might ask? Well I'm not some freak who like waking up at the crack ass of dawn if thats what you're saying. About 9 hours earlier, approximately at 5:27:13:44:21 pm I walked by my mom's bedroom and i heard some loud ass moaning. I knew it was Linda, but its impossible that she was having sex cause at approximately at 5:26:42:17:32 pm I walked by Bob.
UNLESS SHES CHEATING.
But I doubt that.
I mean who wants to willingly have sex with Linda. NO ONE.
So that's why i am investigating.
I left my room and tip toes on my tippy toes to the next room over, aka my parents room. I slowly opened the creaking door with Linda staring right at me.
FUCK.
wait.
its just her sleeping mask ahahahahhhahahahhaahhahahaa.
I slowly pulled opened the door, and continued to tip toe on my tippy toes.
I reached Linda's night stand and crouched down right in front of her. One of the drawers we're semi opened, so i stated with that one first.
With my luck, i found the thing was looking for.
That. Fat. Juicy. Black. 10 IN. Dildo.
Amazing.
I pulled that shit right out and ran like hell back to my room where i am free to explore this new phenomenon in my hands.
As i got into my room, and took off my socks, and ran to my bed.
God, i was so horny.
I grabbed that cock in my hands, and immediately pulled my thong to the side, and shoved that shit up immediately.
I admit it hurt a little, but I got used to it since i was soaking wet.
It kinda feels like a tampon, but much bigger and juicer, and everything better.
I kept pulling that shit in and out of me until my toes started curling and spazzing.
until my door swung right open
Oh
OH
OH SHIT.
Its Zeke.
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50 Shades of Louise
FantasyMany of you might think Louise from bob's burgers was just another girl going through puberty and refused to believe that she had a crush on some guy in a boy band... WELL NOT ANYMORE. She is now a sex crazed 17 year old looking for every opportunit...
