Welcome to this shit filled fucking book!
So,if you're wondering...DIS IS FACKING RANDOM! And if you know me,comment down below "IKNOWYOUJACK!!!!!!!!!!!" Or some shit like that,but if not...YOU'VE MISSED A LOT OF HARDCORE SHIT MATE...So,here are some random facts about me! For no fucking reason!
Number Juan! : I'm depressed as fuck...and fuck is a really depressed man!
Number Tuuuu! : My favorite fucking food is...FUCKING TACOS! And burritos...burritos too!
Number Tree : I wuv muzic :3
Mumba Floor : I'm a bit screwed in the head...very fucking screwed!
And MUMBA FIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS : IM A MALE,DAMMIT!
SO,yeah,that's all the shit you need to know about Jack...Me...Although my actual name is...HELL NO! I ain't gunna give out my name...not yet,although I already did that...FUCK ME IN THE-
*Jack died of a heart attack later that evening...because he partying to fucking hard...NEVER PARTY HARD! AND NEVER FUCKING TAKE DRUGS! OKAY! OKAY!*
Bye,stranger!
U thought there was more? You little poopyhead! :33
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Jack's Book Of Magical Rainbows And Shit Like That
RandomYeah,this book will be filled with a lot of useless shit!
