This is a story unlike one you've ever heard before, this is the story about Susan. Susan was an awkward child. She never really fit in after she decided she didn't want to be a boy anymore. Being an orphan didn't help either. On Susan's fifteenth birthday she decided she wanted more. Susan packed her bags and left the orphanage.
She didn't go very far before she got lost and found herself in a foggy alleyway. In the far end of the alleyway Susan saw a bright light. So then Susan being the dumb person she is, walked closer to the light. When she walked closer to the light she began to feel calm. Susan walked into the light, and closed her eyes as she did it.
When she opened her eyes she was no longer in the alley. She was somewhere that she had never seen before. This place was very bright and there were dogs everywhere. Susan looked around and couldn't see any living creatures other than the dogs. Susan walked for what seemed like hours (but was really only ten minutes). Susan found a castle that looked as if was made entirely out of glass. So Susan being the naive person she is, walked towards the castle.
When she walked into the castle she saw this man. She walked up to the man and asked "where am I?" And the man replied by saying "you are in heaven, and you are my new adopted sister from now till the end of time." Susan didn't know what to do. "Who are you?" Susan asked. The man replied " my name is Jesus." Susan was surprised that she had just been brought into the family of God.
Weeks passed and Susan got bored. She wanted more. She wanted power. Susan waited until everyone was sleeping to sneak out. She was going to hell to make a deal. With the devil. Or luci, as she prefers to be called. Susan went down into hell to make the deal with luci. The deal was Susan's soul for power and to be a lord or God of something. But there was one thing luci did not know. Susan doesn't have a soul. Susan is a ginger. But the deal was made and Susan wasn't Susan anymore. Susan is Now THE MOO LORD.
