Carlos: *starts randomly shouting* I fcked yur mother u piece of crap
Me: are u okay bro do I need to call someone for u
Matt: don't just let him do his thing
Shawn: he fcked my macs mom
Carlos: I'm gonna kill all your fcking kids ya btch
Shawn: *starts running to the stairs* no don't hurt my mac or my iPhone
Dick/Dickey: *just walks into the house* the hell is going on
Me: I don't know Cathedral what do u think
Matt: *faint voice* he's gonna kill u now
Dick/Dickey: has something to do wi.... what the fck did u just call me
Me: hmm your name whats wrong dick
Dick: I'm gonna fucking kill *gets cut off*
Shawn: *runs down stairs crashes into dickey*
Matt: well ain't that just lovely
Me: yes I got saved *throws arms up*
Carlos: *walks down stairs* hey shawn your boyfriends calling
Shawn: really
Carlos: really now get yur fcking phone
Both leave
Dicky: fck that hurt why world why
Matt: for a small dude he sure packs a punch doesn't he
Dickey: shut the fck up u btch
Turns out Carlos was yelling at a game on Shawn's Mac and yes that's how u spell Shawn's name. Oh and Dicks real name was Cathedral before he got it legally changed to Dick no joke.
