Once upon in an underwater trench where all the Happy Goo of a nice Nuclear Plant went, there was a City, called Nudy Bottom, called that because a guy in a small boat above had to get rid of his Ass Porn collection from his wife, so he dropped it in the water and it sank all the way down through the Trench and to the now Nudy Bottom. The Fish Worship the Pictures as All Powerful Deities.
In this city there was a nice friendly neighborhood. This neighborhood had the highest counts of murder in them, how lovely. Also in this neighborhood I think we can find our protagonist. Now where is he. Oh there he is, he's just raping and pillaging his lovely friend Cocknose's house. Cocknose lives with his wife and 8 children in the human skull that belongs to the same person as that remaining Foot and Boot that we talked about in the description but not in the actual story yet. That guy was a great Fisherman before he got attacked by the father of of the the tunafish he caught. He was from the Mob. The Fisherman got rekt.
And so after giving you that description of Cocknose and the Dead Fisherman, I think our protagonist should be done with raping and pillaging his neighbor by now. Yep there he is, bringing Cocknose's Wife back to is lair. So ya, he is our Protagonist, SpoogleHod JortShorts. He is a mentally off Sponge with no sense of Morality whatsoever. In fact, this is the 3rd time he's raped and pillaged one of his neighbors just today. Now lets continue observing the magnificent protag-sponge.
SpoogleHod took Ms. Wife over to his giant boot home where he lives with his best friend Barbie the Snail Stuffed in a Plastic Doll by SpoogleHod. Anyways, he put Ms. Wife in his Sex Slave Dungeon with the rest of his victims. Sadly he didn't have time to have fun with them at the moment because he had to get to first job interview, at the Krusty Kum, where dreams come true. So he walked out the Boot Home and was on his way by foot.
On his way though he past by another one of his neighbor's homes, named Patrick Adams, who lived under a giant rock. He was a famous Gangstar who no one in the neighborhood wanted to mess with. not even SpoogleHod had the guts to rape and pillage his home. So he tried walking carefully past the giant rock, but then the rock lifted, Patrick was doing his daily 500 bench presses, and on his 3rd press he saw SpoogleHod. SpoogleHod felt his gaze of fury immediately and tried to run for it, since just days ago he accidentally picked up a penny off the ground that had actually belonged to Patrick, and Patrick knew....
He ran, far, far, far away. SpoogleHod was almost sure he was able to outrun the crazy Pat. But nope, not too far behind there was Patrick, speeding in the invisible boat mobile he got after he killed and ate mermaid man and barnacle boy alive., he took his gun out when he was close enough to SpoogleHod and shot 5 rounds. Every last one of them hit SpoogleHod, since Patrick was a total Badass, and Badasses never miss.
Patrick had gotten his revenge, and even stopped to take back his Penny from SpoogleHod, and also take a 5 second rape. It was very pleasurable. He left SpoogleHod's dead body there. But his body would not be dead for long, for just 10 years later ancient Atlantians would awaken from what they thought would be an eternal slumber, thanks to the many years of Toxic-I mean Happy Goo of the nice Nuclear Plant. When they explored what had become of the world as they slept, they found the old remains of SpoogleHod's Dead and very decayed Body, still out in the open because no one cared to bury or eat him except for the maggots that roamed inside him. They mourned the guy they never knew and decided to bring him back to life and send him back to the past for no reason because plot stuff.
The next moment SpoogleHod woke up in his bed, last thing he remembering being how Patrick Adams was chasing him. It was a new day, SpoogleHod just put aside what had just happened and went on with his day like usual, raping....pillaging....dying....waking up again...raping....pillaging.....dying..waking up....again...and again....and again....AND AGAIN FOREVER!!!!
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RandomDERP DEPR DERP SpoogleHod was an ordinary Square Shaped Sponge. He had no friends, no life, and lived with his best friend that still supports his jobless ass, Barbie, in a giant 50 year old boot that still had the foot in it decaying. One day Spoog...
