Hi, i'm karma. Not actually karma, i mean when i popped out of my mum she named me karma. I'm 13 years old and I live in Brentwood Essex. Before you say 'oh she has that slutty essex accent rah rah blah blah' I don't. I actually moved here from Peckham. Peckham, wow, they were the days. Me and my girls, Charne and Tiffany were the ones to be scared of. All the other girls used to be so scared of us, I mean, wouldn't you be?
I had DD breasts, some big bum, that all the boys loved, dark skin, but I used carolight&some banging hourglass figure! I wore red lipstick, ruby red! And I shaved half my hair and got 17 inch extensions on the other side! Wow, I was so hot! You see how i say was. Yeah, i moved to some shitty school called Watton Snr. i swear you can't even breath in this school without getting told off, let alone wear red lipstick! Omd's the amount of bitches in this school, may God have mercy on every single one of them. I mean, listen I know i've done some dutty things back in Peckham, but i kept that to myself, unlike these skanks. They be sucking the boys dicks like there life depended on it, well thats what they said anyway.
You see i'm part of the popular group, not the sket group, the funny, virgin but popular group. My new girls include, Kenzie, Bridget and Lemilia. None of them had a better name than me obvs. Karma, i mean how scary does this sound 'karma's coming to get you' like wow!
Anyway, Lemilia was absolutely stunning! i mean all my girls were beautiful but there was something about Lemilia that was different. I could tell her everything and she also had a banging bod like me, but my bum was bigger (: Lemilia had the nicest hair ever! Oh lawd, it was wavy and curly and perfect dqpeweyrpeupwope! As i said before, i told her everything& she done the same with me! So that's how i knew that her and some boy Sam were doing a ting! I don't blame her for wanting him, he is sucha nice boy!
Now, onto Kenzie! Ok so maybe she had bigger boobs than me, but i mean, i still had the bigger bum right? I still to this day haven't seen her body, she still covers it up,skn, when you got a nice bod, show it off! She was mixrace, so yes i was kinda jealous that she was naturally light... Anyway, she also liked some boy called Shamone. What a nasty name. Shamone, like I swear Michael Jackson used to say that in his songs. I don't really know what she sees in him. I mean his got a nice 6 pack, nice face, nice skin tone, nice sense of humour, but he looks worse than me without the carolight.
Ok so my next girl is Bridget. DAYYUMMM this girl! My boobs were nicer but her bum definitely gave mine some goosebumps! ... It was so round and shaky! Anyway, Bridget had the best sense if humour ever! And the best thing about her was that she was so brave! If she had something to say about someone she'd tell them straight, not like most of these wanna be hood rats that chat shit about someone but then hug them and compliment them, skn like I won't bait you out on the spot! Now back to Bridg she had some peng extensions! Almost nicer than mine, let's just say she was my toughest competition!
So, back to Watton snr and the bitches. I remember my first day at Watton actually. I walked through them rusty gates and all I thought was what the fuck! People in the playground were eyeing me up, teeth were getting kissed at me. Urmm, babes, you can't kiss your teeth, you can't give dirty looks, roll back your attitude and update your weave kmt... I walked through the concrete jungle keeping my head held high and I headed over to several rows of people in yellow ties. Again, people were eyeing me up, foolish goats. But I noticed one guy. Wow, he was so hot, and I knew I could get him. Maybe not with this grey blazer and clear lipgloss, but I knew I would get him! I got called over to the front by some American or Canadian lady, idk, all i knew is that she was old and clapped. She said "Dyson house, i would like to introduce you to our newest member, Karamama." I screwed her and then corrected her
"It's Karma"
"I'm sorry what was that Karamama" she said in her nasty squeaky accent.
"My name is Karma. As in, Karma will get you if you call me Karamama one more time" I don't think she heard me, but even if she did, what would she do? Call home? Ohhh sorry. Even if she did, mum wouldn't say anything, she's always either high or drunk. I don't like talking about her so I won't k.
