Welcome To The Dump

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MJ
• Doesn't know what 'being quiet' is

• Vocals of an angel. You will feel blessed by his high notes

• Happy virus. basically a sunshine.

• Smol bean.

• *coughs* is daddy *coughs*

• Annoying af but fun af.

• SHOW YOUR FOREHEAD PLEASEEEEEE

JinJin
• cute marshmallow he's so squishy and kyoot.

• face is a fluffy bunny. body is ABS FOR DAYS LIKE DAYUM.

• so smol. he and MJ are smol hyungs.

• loves Sanha
#SanJin #IwillmakeitashipifIhaveto

• Rap is lit and will make you cry. (listen to Inoccent Love. proven tears or your money back)

• bias wrecker material because he's a cute little shit

Eunwoo
• certified pretty boy

• could put a wig on and everyone would mistake him for a girl.

• never ugly like ever. You can fight me if you think he is

• tall piece of poop I h8 him

• is the minion queen. His love for minions is stronger than Jimins pants that hold in Jibooty.

• is in love with and dating Moonbin.

• He speaks limited English AND ITS SO CUTE IT MAKES ME WANT TO HUG HIM

Moonbin
• sexy motherfucker. he destroys everyone's ovaries.

• BICEPS *loud cursing*

• is dating Eunwoo and is in love with him. probably going to propose to him soon.

• his smile is life and makes me cry.

• cute and sexy at tHE SAME DAMN TIME

• wears glasses for some reason idk if they're even real. they don't look like it.

• I hate him and you should too. nah I'm kidding I love him he's perfect.

Rocky
• dance machine. this boy can move.

• STOP HIP THRUSTING BOI

• idk what he is he's not sexy that's for sure

• he has biceps. DON'T LET THIS CHILD WEAR MUSCLE SHIRTS WHO SAID THAT WAS OKAY

• attractive af. his smile is just so beautiful.

• his rap makes me feel some type of way.

• can beat your ass with his taekwondo. don't fight him he'll hurt you.

Sanha
• is still a baby and forever will be a baby.

• 55% tall
20% voice cracks
25% cuteness
100% perfection

• is too tall to be 16. wtf are they feeding him and where can I get some.

• blushes wayyyy too much

• is awkward and quiet and embarrassing

• his vocals are life and he makes me cry because he sounds grown when he sings WTF.

• BRACES EVEN THO HE TOOK THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN.

• too cute to exist.

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