Out of the Ordinary (a League of Legends fanfic)

Prologue

So um, hi. Here's the prologue....

Prologue:

Hello, Summoner, my name is Bob the Mighty, but you've probably never heard of me. I'm here to help you realize that your kind is a disgrace to the human race. Here we are, wasting away in your servitude and what do you do about it? Nothing. Sure we respawn in time for the next wave, but do you have any idea how much we suffer for your little game? It doesn't help that all or my comrades are mindless creatures which I guess makes me "out of the ordinary". I actually have a brain and this is not how I'd like to spend my life. We are contained in terrible conditions, only let out in the light of day to die, whether we like it or not. You've probably all heard of this minion "academy", but let me tell you the truth. We are born into this servitude, just as your slaves had been. We were all brought into the world to suffer and die over and over again. We are looked over constantly and we are tired of it.

So.....

Um, real quick lemme just make a disclaimer and get it over with.

*ahem*
Disclaimer-
First and foremost, this is my first fan fiction so I'm really sorry if it sucks and my grammar or spelling is terrible, but I've been wanting to do it for a really long time so here it is.
Secondly, I don't own and am not saying that I own anything but the plot. League of Legends and their minions belong to Riot and I only came up with the particular character who calls himself Bob and the behavior and personalities of the minions and jungle monsters. Most of the pictures included are also not mine.
Thirdly, the things included he might not be a hundred percent true to lores and all that official stuff, but it was for the sake of the plot, so don't question it.....
Lastly, if some of you out there actually end up enjoying this fan fiction (which I find hard to believe) I am really sorry if I don't update often because I have no control over writer's block and once school starts I might not have time, but for now, I'll try to make updates daily.
Anyways, I'm afraid I have made this part much too long so ignore it all if you please. Oh and I tend to write run-on sentences so sorry about that also.

I'm really sorry, but I have one more thing to say. I'm writing this as a "collab" with one of my good friends, CurlyBrotatoPie (he doesn't actually have a Wattpad but he's here in spirit >w< and yeah, that's his league username)

Not completely sure how well that turned out, but if you would be so kind as to comment, I'd really appreciate it.

"Umm idek" -CurlyBrotatoPie  2k16

496 (words even though it was mostly author's notes)