Her Effect - One Shot [Vampire Harry]

Me and my Broken Non-existent Heart

         I dedicate this One-Shot to Chingyonce I just want to say thank you for your books they always have me dying of laughter or dying of feels , but it's all good in the hood. Your writing is the bomb!
               

                   Vampire Harry's POV

        Last night was a pretty emotional yet eventful night for me. It was emotional because I realized that I really didn't have a chance with Nat, and that really sucked man. I mean she is happily married to me technically, but not me literally. It's some weird shit.

       I guess I'm not too keen on relationships since they never seem to workout for me. Y'know the age differences, apparently "Hundreds of centuries is too much of an age gap." according to my ex Alexa. Psh what an excuse? She could've just told me it wouldn't have worked because she was a vegan and I eat Chick- Fil- A like everyday. Ugh Women. 

       Oh and the list goes on. I just don't have luck and can't seem to find a laid back girl that won't bitch at me for smoking , go on random adventures with me , stuff her face with food, cuddle, laugh at my jokes , and overall just have fun.  Seems like I'm a lost cause. *Angel by Sarah McLachlan starts to play*

       Anyways back to last night. During our hugging fest we started chasing Assasin around Disney Princess' house. All we wanted was a group hug! I needed it man, but "Spy Kids Bitch"according to Psycho wouldn't budge so we ran all over the house all huddled up trying to catch him until we got stuck in the doorway. It was pretty funny until the Princess lost his chill.

    I mean we broke the doorway but only a piece of the wall broke off. I didn't see the big deal? "Did you guys seriously just brake my wall WHAT THE FUCK!" Demon Harry fumed.  We all stayed quiet staring blankly at him.

     "Well, that's our cue to go" Psycho said starting to walk away.

    "You can't just leave it like this fix it!" Demon retorted.

   The Assasin casually strolled in eyeing the torn wall "¿ quello che è successo ?"

     We all turned to him and Liza spoke up, "Technically this is your fault all we wanted was a hug and I honestly feel so attacked right now you rejected our hug." she made an ugly fake crying face and I started to laugh.

      "Sooo seriously whose going to fix this?" Demon Harry whined. Liza walked over to the wall and stuck her hand out and in the blink of an eye the wall was good as new. "Is my little Princess Happy now?" Liza said while pinching his cheeks.

      "Well thanks for this guys I'm going to go watch Tv or something." I said starting to walk away.

    "WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!" Liza screamed out causing me to turn back.

    "What is it kid?" I questioned her, partially intrigued since I was sad and bored as hell.
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