My Harry's A Vampire

Chapter 1

Tuesday. 7 PM. The one and only Harry Styles called me (of course) after their concert last night to go his summer home the next night. Now I am so grateful that you made the “Call me maybe?” sign. I was driving up to his house, when I heard a scream. I looked and see a body laying on the side of the road. Like a normal person, I didn’t care and kept driving to Harry’s house. When I got to Harry’s house. My stomach started feeling queasy. I walked up to his door and rang the doorbell. Harry opened the door and before I could say anything, I snarted. “Sorry,” I say feeling embarrassed. Then I start asking him how he was, but then I feel my lunch coming up. The next minute, I found it on Harry’s shirt. “What the fuck?” Harry asked “I’ll go change. Please sit down in the family room.” I went into the living room, sat down, and realized that i needed to take a shit. I tried to find the bathroom, but what I didn’t realize is that I didn’t need to crap anymore. I looked back and saw a trail of brown stuff. I guess it was chocolate. You know rich people. Making chocolate appear behind you. “Oh Harry!” I shouted “Thanks for the chocolate!” “What Chocolate?” Asked Harry. But I knew he was joking. I went into the living room, random red splatters on the wall. I knew harry had a great taste in wall fashion. 5 minutes later, Harry came down…