100 Things That Are Hard To Do With Broken Elbows

1. High five

2. Knuckle touch

3. The disco

4. The robot

5. NOT hitting someone

6. Using the toilet

7. Hugging your fat Aunt Mary

8. Eating food with a fork

9. Kissing someone

10. Sleeping

11. Scratching your butt

12. Reading

13. Changing clothes

14. Beating up people

15. Opening doors

16. Using the computer

17. Putting on glasses

18. Riding a unicorn

19. Drinking chocolate milk

20. Hugging a panda

21. Taking a shower

22. Writing with a pencil

23. Moving furniture

24. Using a microphone

25. Riding a bike

26. Filming something

27. Peeling a yellow (an orange that is not orange but yellow)

28. Punching someone THAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU

29. Cuddling a monkey

30. Peeing (If you are a boy)

31. Throwing rocks at perverts

32. Beating up dragons

33. Playing video games

34. Sitting on a yoga ball

35. Screwing in a light bulb

36. Pouring coffee

37. Making coffee

38. NOT breaking random crap

39. Playing "i" things

40. Playing tag

41. Being in Vegas (without getting mugged)

42. Chasing birds

43. NOT being a tree

44. NOT running into walls

45. Using an elevator

46. Being sonic the hedgehog

47. Making Sammiches

48. Putting on your favorite high top Converse (<3)

49. Making kool-aid

50. Drinking kool-aid

51. Typing the "=3" face

52. NOT being a scarecrow

53. Being a belieber

54. D.J.-ing

55. Whacking a giraffe

56. Eating Cheeze-its

57. Brushing your hair

58. Brushing your teeth

59. Being in a mosh pit

60. Playing Basketball

61. Being a mascot

62. Being a cheerleader

63. Being a successful law enforcer

64. Being a teacher

65. Being a MMA fighter

66. Gluing bank doors shut

67. Eating Ice cream

68. Coning

69. Using a telephone

70. Climbing out a window

71. Robbing a bank

72. Shooting a gun

73. Putting a movie in the DVD player

74. Eating popcorn

75. Having a pillow fight

76. Having a fist fight

77. Pushing open a window

78. Driving

79. Playing the guitar

80. Playing the baritone (I play it! =D)

81. Playing the trombone

82. Playing the clarinet

83. Playing the drums

84. Playing the sax

85. Playing the trumpet

86. Being awesome

87. Climbing a tree

88. Climbing out of said tree

89. Turning stuff on

90. Playing Twister

91. Doing emoticons

92. Texting on your new iPhone

93. Hugging people

94. Getting out a wallet

95. Swimming

96. Pick-Pocketinng

97. Using a Wheelchair by yourself

98. Planting Plants

99. Getting kicked out of Walmart

100. EATING A CORNDOG!!

I sincerely hope that wasted your time and you are now wondering why you read this =) If you're wondering how I thought this up (and its almost entirely my thoughts) please chat.