Hi, I'm new to writing on Wattpad and so if my writing is not the best then sorry?.... * cue awkward silence* so i guess we will get started on an epic journey of amazing adventures! ... * cue another awkward silence*
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We are going to get to the basics and start with the boys..
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1.) Louis is not some CRAZY LUNNY 4 YEAR OLD. HE IS A GROWN 21 YEAR OLD!!! AND ALSO HE DOES NOT HAVE A CARROT OBSESSION THAT WAS SO 3 YEARS AGO. Case closed
2.) Niall has a normal stomach with a normal digestive system. If he ate as much as he did in fan fictions you would not be able to get him out of the bath room. You would not want to go in the, trust me.
3.) Sweet sweet Zayn who is some mysterious person who does not talk and stares with his brown orbs into your soul. No seriously Zayn talks. Zayn is not some creepy guy who sits in the back of the room staring at people just no.
4.) Liam is fun and yay happy diddly do rainbows but then he turns into serious daddy direction who tells them to get ready to go to an interveiw and rushes them out the door being all stern like through the interview and when they finally get settled back home he turns all happy and watches toy story while playing a nerf gun fight with the boys! How about you be one. I know people have multiple personalitys but dont make it * snap* serious. ( sorry it was long :) )
5.) Harry the womanizer who wants to get in your pants the first week you meet. The silly boy who loves kittens. One harry is not a womanizer so shut up. Second sure he loves cats but does he melt at the sight of one? No. Does he have to have that adorable kitten that caught his eye? No. Its like have a little boy or girl not a man.
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So this part will be long but its talking about how I'm going to write this so if you want to read this you can.
So how I'm going to do this is do one topic per chapter. Im going to do chapters every other day or randomly. I will do this until you or I run out of ideas. If I'm off a couple of days and forget to do a chapter I'm super sorry but i will have an explanation. This is my first i have ever posted anything on watt-pad so if its sucky dont hate on it and if i get something wrong dont yell DIRECTIONATOR OMG I HATE U UHG!! just tell me and i will change it next time mentioned. Ok i love you! Vote and comment!
