Hey Girlfriend!
I'm just here to tell you that you have a nice butt. I really mean that.
Is it bad if I decide to break into your apartment that is in DC?
Anyway I have someone for you to meet. My daughter Cassie. She's pretty great. Awesome! My ex wife loss the battle with custody and I can now have her!
I'll bring her to you next week if that is okay.
Thanks Sweetie Pie!
~Scott
That does not sound like him by the way....Just making this funny.
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Dear Assassin One Shots
FanfictionWith Natasha gone for a three month mission, Steve, Clint, and Bruce/Hulk write her letters without letting each other know. Sometime Tony would write when he's feeling horny and alone while his Pepper is out and about with meetings. As time goes th...
