He awoke to a hospital room,he was in a bed.He lifted his arm to see a tube going from his arm to the IV,but noticed something.It wasn't an arm,it was a flaky brown skin,like the skin of a potato.He was shocked,but began to chuckle.He lifted himself from his bed and wobbled his way to the bathroom.As he looked at himself in the mirror,he saw that he was just a potato,but he had eyes and a mouth,along with long black hair on his head.His chuckle turned into a deranged,loud laughter.He looked along the counter and saw a pair of surgical scissors.He decided he knew the only thing he could do was make this moment last forever.

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Jeff the Potato (my own version)
RandomThis was just a stupid story.If you thought it was funny or if you would want me to do an actual Jeff the Killer type story,tell me.I can make up a story for Jeff.I used to be super obsessed with him when I was 10 so I did a load of research on him...