BANGTAN HOST CLUB

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The flood of costumers ended, Bangtan is left worn out and tired, laying their self anywhere they wanted.

"ugghh. Too much costumers lately.." jimin said landing his body on the sofa.

"My handsomeness overwhelms them" Taehyung shamelessly said meanwhile yoongi rolled his eyes and stated. "Cut it out. Will you?" He closed his eyes and slept. Namjoon was unknowingly watching porn-- I mean playing with his phone in a corner and Jin eating the cakes from their food stucks.

The room remained silent, cricket sounds from taehyung's phone is only heard, you wont find any crickets in the afternoon right? If you did then.. they're magic ones.

Out of annoyance Hoseok took Taehyung's phone, removed the battery and threw it randomly.

"YAH!!" Jin frowned.

"His fault hyung.." Hoseok boringly said and slept as peacefully he can. Taehyung pouted. "Hmp."

Jin continued eating after removing the battery from his cake.

*klingg *klingggg *klinnggggg

The awkward school bell rang which means lunch time is on. They didnt paid attention but instead snobbed it.

Small chewing sounds covered the room, small enough not to be much noticed because of the clear silence.

Jungkook started singing randomly "twinkle... twinkle little star...." he paused and is staring blankly on the piano. "..how I wonder what you are.." he continued singing and singing.

The member's noticed it, Yoongi, the one unexpectedly awake fake coughed.
Jungkook stopped and looked at him. "something wrong hyung?" Innocently he asked. Yoongi shook his head.

"YOUR GONNA DIE HYUNG? HALLE--" Jimin jokingly said making the atmosphere comfortable. "Your gonna miss him anyways" namjoon smirked showing an edited pic of yoongi and jimin kissing from the school website.

"WOAH. Bromance is such a hit.. yoon.. min.. LMAO" Teahyung clapped while crazily laughing, jimin shooted him death glares. The gramp threw him a neckpillow and closed his eyes. "Aww. WHY DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!" He pouted.

"Cause why not right? Pfft.." hoseok teased him. "You like me dont you?" Taehyung asked just like any leading man from cliche dramas he mostly still watch. hoseok was bright red for a reason he didnt know. Jin almost choked pushing away the cake slightly. "I lost my appetite. So clićhe. Yuck" he sound disgusted.

"THERE'S NO HAPPY AND EVER AFTER~!!" jimin sang emphasizing the 'no happy and ever after' part.

But in the end,

Namjoon didnt care, yoongi doesnt give a shit and jin ended up eating again. Taehyung and hoseok are awkwardly sitting next to each other. Jungkook.. dropped his smiling lips, he become blank once again, and everyone knows why.

"Well--" rapmon was cut off when a large 'bang' from their wooden door was heard, members frowned, heads turning to the door's direction.

An unknown person wearing cheap clothes was revealed.

"I wanna apply as a host." The person said catching his breath. The members remained silent. Jin cleared his throat and arrogantly spoke with an eyebrow raising.

"What's your intention, commoner?"

A/N: yo!!!