Poseithena

pranks

Poseidon's pov

To get zodiot( Athena told me about it) for trying to kill me - even though that's literally impossible- Athena and I decided to prank him. We knew that to get to Olympus zodiot had to cross praetor park        ( just sounds right), and that was where we convinced Hephaestus to set up his equipment to film the latest episodes for Hephaestus TV. Then we convinced Apollo to blackmail zodiot so that he had a choice on whether he wanted to sing the song " I m a womanizer"( idk whether it exists...) or sit through a hundred of apollo's worst haikus. Of course zodiot picked choice one... Which is good for us and bad for him. We sent Hera a note saying zodiot was hosting a concert and that she should drop by praetor park. Hera came immediately. Actually the note was like this:

Deer Hera, wil u com to pratore park, becoose zoos is holding a concet at pratore pak nuw...( see, my spelling is bad but Athena was too lazy to write so I did it...)

Anyway, we hid ourselves in a bush, told Hera it was because gods weren't allowed, only mortals, and helped set up Hephaestus TV.

Athena kept checking her watch and saying that 'he should be here any minute' every five seconds.

Suddenly, we heard screaming, "I M A WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER BABY LIKE A WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER YEAH I M A WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER... HELL YEAH I M A WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER BABY" and so on...( well, you get the point...)

Hera roars with anger. Fortunately she is not angry at us. " Is that ZEUS.?! WHY IN HADES UNDERPANTS WITH ALL THOSE SOULS STUCK IN THERE - ok nevermind- BUT WHY IN TARTARUS IS HE HALF NAKED, WEARING A SKIRT AND SINGING THAT WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER SONG ?!" Athena and I desperately try to calm her down but to no avail. We tried asking Hephaestus to help but he was too busy reording Hera's murderous screaming to help.

Athena launches into a simple explanation of non truth but it still made sense. She told me to manipulate zodiot's mind so we can use him to explain to Hera later while using Athena's explanation. The only challenging part was twisting it from third to first person within seconds. Fortunately, I had spent some of Athena and my bonding time twisting plots of stories so it was not that difficult.

Now we needed to carry out the last part of the prank, seeing Hera scream at zodiot and telling him to go and live in hell while zodiot tried his best cute face and begged for forgiveness and for forgiveness comes a heavy price: swearing off all mortals for eternity.

Athena suggested to Hera that she should go back to Olympus and ask zodiot for an explanation. Hera agreed and vanished into thin air, leaving me, her and Hephaestus. I told Hephaestus that he should record and put it on Hephaestus TV. He too vanishes.

Author's note

Should zodiot find out the culprits? If he does, will he punish them? I think yes...

Pls comment and vote!!!:)