[DIARY]
A day in the life of yours truly. Being a female feline isn't as easy as you may think. I just got back to Gotham and everything has changed. Croc's eating habits have gotten a little out of hand, Harley's hair is pink and blue, and the Jok...
｡ So, technically this is still Day 1, but it's 12:09 PM so new entry. Anywho, my night was a bit more eventful than yesterday's events. I ran into Harls, who happened to be the reason why I felt someone watching me yesterday and I got to meet with Joker. I mean, it was easy finding him, not everyone has a purpleish-pinkish customized Lambo. I'm glad he let me in to work with him in his biz though. I'm been dying to dig these claws into a bad boy, and I'm sure there's someone out there that owes him something. Someone always has bad blood with Joker and now that I'm gonna basically be his hitchwoman for a bit, people are going to have bad blood with me. I don't mind it. I think this'll be fun, and I think I'll benefit him more than he thinks. I mean c'mon, who's gonna expect ME with HIM?? No one. So we get the upper hand, especially with Harls by my side. Yeah, this'll be fun. Oh, also, I'm going to be staying with Joker and Harley for a week, I wonder how that'll go. I'm just really concerned about my sleep, I don't do well with being woken up and I heard that Joker never sleeps, but that's probably a myth. Once, word got around that I was Batgirl. Pfft! I mean Barbara's cool and all, but not my style. But yeah, that'll be my life for about a week and we'll see how things go. Crap, I also have to find someone to give me some techy info so that I could attempt to disarm these new security systems at the banks. Maybe Joker knows someone. If I can't, then I'll just have to go the old-fashioned route and be next morning's front page news. Anywho, I gotta' get my stuff off this rooftop and head over to the madhouse.
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