EXPECT US

Monday

I wake up to the buzzing of my iPhones alarm on my wood bedside table. It's really hard to wake up at seven when you just went to bed three hours ago. I thought. "I should really go to bed earlier tonight." Trying to remind myself knowing full well I wasn't actually going to do that. I sat up at the rim of my bed and looked around my small apartment building. I saw my chair which I just throw all of my clean clothes on, the pile of dirty laundry in the corner, my door, and my table with my PC on it which I was saving all of my money up to get.

I walk over to the computer and sit down. I put on my head phones and my hand on my gaming mouse. I skim my eyes over the monitor deciding which game I want to play. After a couple of minutes of deciding wether to play Minecraft or CSGO I decided I get better reactions out of the kids on minecraft so I slide my mouse over to the icon and double clicked it.

After just a few moments of trolling kids on skywars I got fully emerged in it. Suddenly I realize the time it hasn't been only a few moments it's been a whole thirty minutes. That leaves only two minutes for me to get ready and 10 minutes to get to the office that is 20 minutes away. I look down and I'm still in my boxers. I made myself believe if I could lie I could stay home and be fine. It's not like I don't lie every single day on the Internet.

I slowly walked over to my phone and picked it up. I went to contacts and scrolled through the whole entire list so I just looked it up. I typed in h-e-l-l and it brought it up. I pressed the phone symbol. Bring...bring...bring. "Hello it's Dunder Mifflin paper Company how may I help you" our associate said in a calm voice "hey can you put me through to the boss" trying to sound important. Beep. "Hello max what do you want?" he said in a annoyed voice "um im (sniff) sick I can't (sniff) come into work today." "MAX this is your tenth day in the month you're quote on quote sick so if you don't come in today by the time your suppose to your fired" he yelled. Before I could reply he hung up. Well so much for that job I thought.