-"Wait so his real name is...Tim Riddle?" December said, trying hard not to snicker.
"No! The Dark Lord's name is Tom Riddle!" Bellatrix hissed before realizing what she said. "Also, his name isn't Tom Riddle! It's the Dark Lord!"
"I'll never look at timtams the same way again."
-I know I've gone through a break up, but you hate alcohol and ice cream makes you bloated (D.C).
Yeah, but I heard this is how Muggles deal with breakups. (Pete)
-To be fair, you did leave me alone (D.C)
-Never underestimate the seductive powers of an exquisite volcabulary (Brandy to D.C, Hermione nodding along)
-We all have different reasons for being here, and even though none of us are related, we are family!(Petunia to D.A in book 7)
-I think I broke them
-Oh he's a monster? You should talk to him softly then. After all, students are being petrified often now aren't they? (Pete 2nd year)
-It's not my first time dealing with people like you. "Oh really? Tell me who else you've met whose been possessed and used by the Lord fucking Voldemort himself? I'd love to meet up for tea!" I've been his weapon my whole life. (Petunia to Harry on his visions)
-EXPECTO PATRONUM! Oh my god I'm so sorry, I thought you guys were dementors. Because you all suck the fun out of everything. (D.C)
-Stop telling everybody we're friends! Your just increasing my shame! (Draco, 3rd year)
-I'll just be sitting here practicing my 'I told you' face (Hermione)
-How do you destroy a monster without becoming one? (Harry in 7th year) You don't. To destroy him you need to be twisted. This is why I'm to kill him. I couldn't live with myself knowing you got fucked up even though I was about to die anyways. (Pete)
-I am to young to have seen what I have seen. Death, war, murder. What I hate most is that I am a living representation of these things. Don't you dare say I'm not, because that would be a lie. (Petunia)
-Kill me if you must, but I will never bow down to a king who wears a crown studded with Jewels of every life he has every ended (Brandy)
-This Snape has been Snapped (D.C after burning Snape)
-Dumbledore is on Dumblefire (D.C after Dumbledore said something snappy)
-This whole thing is just short and frustrating. Just like your dick. (D.C)
-I need to go to the hospital wing. I'm having problems with my bowels! What problem you ask? The problem is I don't give a shit about this. I am very sick. (D.C)
-You oily bag of tits! (D.C)
-You could be the king, but watch the Queen conquer. (Pete whispers to Voldemort when she murders him.)
-Wingardium Leviloser (D.C)
-"-whole sentences. We'll just have to see in time."
"Poor Petunia, I hope against fact that you are wrong Madam Pomfrey."
"I do to, Albus. I do to." (After Petunia loses her voice)
-Please just let me kick some mother fucking ass today and hex anybody who is trying to stop my train of awesome. (D.C)
-So why'd I have to punch him? (D.C)
-"My touch is lethal." Pete
"No, your touch is power." Tom
-"Isn't it scary to be ready to die at such a young age?"
-"Wow, that panic actually made transforming pretty easy. I don't think anybody saw us!" December
-"Do something worth reading about!" Brandy to Pete
-"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who's going to stop me." Pete's attitude basically 24/7, especially in 7
-Beautiful child, you were made to do hard things for your beliefs." Twelany
-"Listen, smile, agree. Then go and do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyways." D.C
-There were at least 17 different ways this could have gone better. Literally. Like, I'm counting the ways right now.
-"Excuse me, I didn't hear that. I have an ear disease called I don't fucking care." D.C
-"The golden trio is currently saving the world and kicking Voldemort's moldy ass so your stuck with us." Pete
-"We can't have a crisis! My schedule is already full!" Hermione
-"Did you really think you could win? Honestly darling, why are you fighting against a cause that created you?"
-"I am very cute and very alone" (D.C)
-Some Douche: “Don’t mind her, she’s on her period.”
D.C: “If I had to bleed to find you annoying, I’d be anaemic.”
