Ron's twin: a Hogwarts story

September 1st

"PERCY, FRED, GEORGE, RON AND LILAC GET YOUR BLOODY BUTS DOWN HERE OR GODRIC GRIFFINDOR I SWEAR!!!!" At the sound of that I hastily jumped up but tripped on my blanket and fell on my face, with a groan I got up only to realise Fred, George and Ron hadn't woken up yet so being the lovely sister I am I did this. " AHHHHHH FIRE, FIRE, FRED, GEORGE YOUR HAIR ITS ON FIRE AND RON YOUR BROOM!!!!!" I had never seen my brothers move so fast, I had doubled over laughing and rolled down stairs to eat my breakfast because today we go to hogwarts, you see I'm very organised like my brother Percy and had packed last night but as you saw I'm very mischievous like Fred and George and I pretty my share traits with everyone. I walked up stairs to get changed after breakfast. I threw on my maroon sweater, white shirt, denim shorts and my white converse, after that I made my way down stairs and waited with Percy, mum and Ginny for my idiot brothers. After they came down we took dads flying car to Kings station and walked to platform 9 3/4 to catch the express. We were getting ready do go threw the barrier when a boy with messy black hair, bright green eyes and circular glasses asked where the platform was. Of course me being my loud self yelled " STRAIGHT THREW THE WALL!!!" And sprinted into the wall and slows down into a slow jog when I saw the bright BLOODY red train, it was redder than mums face when Fred and George 'accidentally' threw their beater bats through the window. A little while later everyone was getting on the train and we all said a quick goodbye to mum and Ginny to find a compartment, Ron and I split up and let me tell you that was a big mistake. I was walking down the isle when I was slammed up against a wall in some random and empty compartment. " BLIMEY ARE YOU BLIND I DONT KNOW YOU AND HERE YOU ARE BLOODY TACKLING ME INTO A COMPARTMENT!" I yelled as I looked up to see some perverted looking Slytherin, he pulled me close and whispered " I'll see you soon love and maybe we could continue this." He said more like a statement then a question, I immediately shoved him off me and kicked him in his jewels and walked off muttering about how much of a toe ragged got he was. I stopped when I walked past the professors compartment and decided I should have some fun, I quickly but efficiently might I add completed a very extravagant spell that turned all the professors into they hate and that would became their hair colour. I ran down the isle so fast I swear all you saw was a flash of red hair, I flung myself into a random compartment and slammed the door shut and sunk to the ground panting while I waited for the teacher to leave, I slowly got up and turned to see three Hufflepuffs, so I did the natural thing and bowed and said " Lilac Weasley at your service." They all chuckled and said their names which were Cedric, Justin and Luke.

Time skip to the castle............

"RONNIKINS!" I could hear my twin groaning, I ran up and jumped on his back and looked up to see a bushy haired girl and the black haired boy from the station. " I'm Lilac Weasley this clumsy git's twin, oh you're Hermione Granger and you're Harry Potter, nice to meet you!" They stared at me in awe while I held out my hand and we're going to shake it until the BLOODY GIT MALFOY CAME. I missed most of the conversation until " ahhhhh red hair second hand robes you must be a Weasley." OHH HELL NAWW!!! "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO INSULT MY TWIN LET ALONE MY FAMILY YOU SPOILED BLOODY GIT MALFOY!?!?!" And what I did next surprised me because I slapped, but damn that felt good, just as he was about to respond Minerva led us into the hall and while I walked past my other brothers I high fived them, I blanked out during most of it until I heard my name, I went up, sat down and guess what the BLOODY HAT TALK. I fell off the  stall saying this " BLOODY HELL THE HAT TALKS, WAIT CAN IT GO IN MY HEAD, OHHHH I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO GO IN THERE, HAVENT CLEANED UP IN A WHILE." The hall erupted into laughter while I put the hat back on, " ahhh quite the comedian, you'd be great in Griffindor you have no lack of bravery, excellent Ravenclaw your very witty, loyal Hufflepuff with your caring heart and an ambitious Slytherin your ambitious but where to put you? I wait I know...................GRIFFINDOR!" I jumped up " HELL YEAH THE MIGHTY LIONS ALL THE WAY!!!" And did some airiels and handsprings and to finish a front flip, after that I bowed and sat down next to my brothers while the Griffindor table was going crazy.

TO THE DORMS

I was so tired I just slept on the common room couch.