"Really Y/N, just talk to him already, It's not that hard." F/N said, Nudging your side. "May I mind you, You're still single. Jackass." you snapped back at him/her. You and F/N were hanging around the food court, as always. "Excuse you. I'm not single." F/N attempted to sass you. Which ended horribly for him/her. "I will fucking fight you, F/N." You glared at the now scared friend before you.
*time skip cause I'm lazy af.*
"Can we go now. I'm tired, It's hot, and I need a shower." You complained to F/N, who was now scarfing down a pizza slice. "Not until you talk to C/N, Then we can go." F/N spoke with a mouth full of cheese and sauce. You glared at F/N for a while, that is until he/she went for the second slice. "Fat ass..." You trailed off noticing the smiling C/N staring you down. You couldn't help but blush. "Oh, Y/N, get 'em." F/N playfully stated as he/she noticed the eye lock. Shit, He's walking over, shit, shit, SHIT! Your thoughts weren't exactly "lined up" at this point. You felt your face heat up and your hands shake.
"Hey, Y/N, is it?" C/N stood infront of you and F/N. "Y-yeah, t-that's...it." you trailed off as you shifted your stare down his figure into the floor. You looked to F/N for desperate help. "So, C/N, You gonna ask her out or what?" F/N winked at you, sipping his/her drink. "F/N! DON'T AS-" you were cut off by C/N. "Actually, That's what I came here to do, My friend over there told me I should. He noticed the looks we exchanged." C/N said pointing over to the boy at his/her table. "So? Do you wanna go out Saturday night?" C/N asked looking down at your small figure. "T-that's c-co-" Once again I was cut off, but by F/N. "Y/N would love too, pick her up at anytime, I'll give you her address and phone number." F/N said taking out a pen and paper. "Great, see you then." C/N winked, took the paper and walked off.
"You come in handy sometimes, but gosh, you're such an asshole." You giggled. "Same to you, babe." F/N laughed between most words. You rolled your eyes and got your stuff.*Yet another time skip. Don't hate me.*
You and F/N were walking out of the food court on your way to his/her house, when you heard C/N calling you. "Y/N! I forgot to tell you something!" You turned around to see a running C/N. "What was it?" "You look really cute today." He/She smiled and kissed your cheek. You were left speechless. "T-thanks..." and with that, C/N ran off. "So what you gonna name the kids?" F/N joked.
"Oh shut up..." You looked down at the floor and blushed.