Once there was a potato.
He was sad, because he wasn't loved. Sure he would get watered once in a while, but he wanted a friend.
One day, someone picked up the potato.
The potato was scared, for he did not know this person.
Then the person took the potato home, and cared for him.
The potato was happy.
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The next day the person chopped the potato into tiny pieces, and the potato was screaming.
