Epic Rap Battles Of Anime:Ouran High School Host Club VS Iwatobi Swim Club

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Tamaki:Allow me to introduce the finest club of gentlemen!Who graciously find time for all you peasants now and then.You have a choice of all of us to host you by your style,

Hikaru and Kaoru:So take a knee,Stay a while

Haruhi:You know this whole things juvenile..

Kyoya;We got the riches

Honey:And the charm!

Kyoya:That you'll never afford.

Tamaki:With seven members girls adore

Hikaru and Kaoru:And you only have four?

Kyoya:Think your so great,

Honey:Cause you swim so free.

Tamaki:You want to swim in greatness

All:Come to music room three.

Nagisa:Yooo damn son you think your rapping's so fly,better bow down to the real senpai!

Makoto:If you don't mind me asking,hows a host club get by?Especially if they can't tell a girl from a guy!

Rei:Aesthetically our club is better,you're going to want to join us,

Makoto:Also a sports club requires talent,unlike these drama queens plus,

Nagisa:With our club members you'll find no one hotter!

Haruka:Wait a second guys I was told there'd be water,

Rei;I think your club needs a new resolution.

Makoto:Club?More like male prostitution.

Nagisa:You got no chance to win we got an ace within our ranks.

Tamaki:Could this be the same ace who trains in bath tubs and fish tanks?

Makoto:Go home back to mommy Mr.Sparkles and glitter.

Tamaki:Says the swim teams babysitter.

Makoto:I'll have you know-Wait!Haru no!!

Kyoya:With someone so obsessed with beauty,you chose the ugliest stroke to do

Rei:And i'm sure you'll have a beautiful stroke,when your 62!

Nagisa:We're ten times more gangster then you we've never been surpassed!

Mori:Except ten times zero's still just zero when you do the math.

Hikaru:You swim but fear the sea?

Kaoru:Don't like your water salty?

Makoto:You can't scare me so easily,rip off Fred and George Weasley!

Rei:This truly has been fun

Tamaki:Yes,i would say we've won!

Makoto:Nagisa drop us a beat!

Honey:Haru-Chan show 'em how it's done!

Haruhi and Haruka:Okay...

Haruhi:Your whole plot really sounds like a drag,convincing one friend to not be a douchebag.Though one credit that should be owed,at least you don't deal with that EVERY EPISODE!

Haruka:To tell you the truth I don't care to rhyme,I was just told that there'd be a pool this time.There's no water so I don't care.

Haruhi:Yeah I think i'm done with this whole affair.

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