"He's so cool,he's so funny!Omg,he's taking his shirt off!Oh,cheese,he saw me!"
I'm Miranda,and now I'm hiding in a bush ,spying on my boyfriend,Alex. By the way,funny thing...he doesn't know he's my boyfriend!
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-MIRANDA-
Twinkle,twinkle,little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky...
"Hello!Hello,girl,please,wake up!",my eyes flew open,awakening me up from my space fantasy.My head hurt so bad,but that was mt last worry,'cause a boy was making me wind with a newspaper.
He noticed I opened my eyes and sighed in relief.
"Thank God you're finally awake!I've waited 5 minutes to open your eyes!"
"Excuse me!Auch!That ball hurt!"
"Oh,you're such a crybaby that Melanie Martinez would be jealous!YOU were skating like the world would have ended,I shouted at you to get out off my way,you didn't,so...by accident I hit you with my basket ball.",he said,smiling like an anime character at the end.
I got really mad...really mad!No joke...
"Hey,shut your cheesy mouth unless you wanna fight with a girl!",I shouted really loud.This boy seemed bold enough to beat the shit out of me.At least I hoped some curious old lady would come and stop him."
"Cheesy?"
"I do not want to use the 'f' word,so I say 'cheese' and 'onion'!Problems?",I said defending and stood up trying to be more intimidating,but no success 'cause the guy was....okey,he wasn't fat,but he wastall and well-built.
"Gosh,you're a freak."
"Gosh,you're not the first and won't be the last that calls me this way!",I laughed in the victory,then the earth moved off my feet.
A gorgeous looking God came behind the irritant boy that hit me,and spun him around.
"Apologize right now,Josh to this girl!",the gorgeous looking God said through gritted teeth,starring deep into the morrow's eyes.
"Sorry.Happy ,bro?",this Josh said and took his skateboard(I didn't noticed it) and left.
My hero came closer to me.He put his hand on my head and stroked my blonde hair.I shivered.
"I'm so sorry for my brother Josh.I saw everything from our garden.Does your head still hurts?",his voice was like a Taylor Swift song for me.Alright,that sounded better in my mind.I love Taylor Swift!I consider myself a girlfriend from hell,despite the fact I never had a boyfriend.
"Yeah,I mean no.Wait,I mean yes,no!",I stuttered,then the took his hand back.I definitely scared him.
"I think you're new here,the Californian sun may have affected you.You should go back inside."
A/N:HEY THAT'S MY NEW BOOK,IT'S THE FIRST TIME I WRITE A HUMOR BOOK AND PUBLISH SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.I'M SORRY IF I BORED YOU,BUT THE FUNNY PARTS HERE ARE COME.
