"Munny! What the fuck!"
The superhero gave his angry roommate a weak smile.
"What the fuck are you doing!? We can't fucking afford this!"
Qrow-err- Munny glanced at the broken window with guilt rising up his chest.
"Munny, why would you do this? You live here!"
"I forgot my-"
The girl grabbed Munny's face and pulled him towards the front door. Her hot pink nails clawed his skin like the teeth of an hungry scavenger.
"What is that?"
"A door."
"And what do you do if someone is inside and you can't get in?"
Munny was silent for a bit. "I don't know, Killian."
"Well, you FUCKING knock! Or you can use the DAMN DOORBELL THAT YOU JUST PAID TO BE FUCKING FIXED LAST WEEK!"
Munny wiped some of her saliva of his face, backing away from the steaming roommate.
"Killian? What is that?"
Munny cocked his eyebrow at the large metal glove on his roommate's hand. Killian's cheeks glows pink for a second before jumping back quickly.
"I thought someone was breaking in!"
"And you're use glowing cow print to defend yourself?"
"And YOU ARE USING A WINDOW INSTEAD OF A DAMN DOOR!"
Killian sighed away more steam from her mouth before glancing back at the broken window. It was practically midnight and no one could logically fix it the window until the sun rose. She grabs her escaping prey and flings it on a brown couch.
"YOU STAY. I'm going to find some cardboard, duct tape, a marker, and enjoy an night's rest."
And so the mighty Qrow spend the rest the night uncomfortably on the couch, protecting the new cardboard window from evildoers such as commander rain and the evil wind. And his roommate slept like a baby.
-thank you for reading
-rip window child :(
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Awkward Alias
Cerita PendekTwo superheroes living the same apartment try to hide their secret identities from each other in the most curious of ways. [Cover is obviously created by the lovely alchemists. Please check out her works, they are really poetic and elegant pieces an...
