There was once an amazing god called Loki... And his brother Thor I guess... They found me with my brothers and sisters playing in the field. I stepped away for a bit and when I came back my siblings had left. This amazing god... And Thor held riches in their hands and were cheering. They looked over at me and realized I was the only ram left. They left and whispered for a bit. Then they came back with a blue device and placed it on the ground. The great god of mischief left me with his so called... brother. Stupid Thor poked me and pushed me onto the blue device and he even struck me... bastard. I finally stayed on the device and was transported to another world. I was amazed by this beautiful and kinda fucked-up world. As I was distracted they built a fence around me.They must have asked the gods who were watching them what my name should be because they weren't talking to me or each other. They left me in the pen I was lonely but then they came back and named me...Artyom The Anal Rammer
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The tale of my life... there's also a reenactment of it in this show called Asgard Adventure
