One day there was a hippy named Edwin ernald hunks berroni he was a fine looking motha fucka his dad had left him because he was constantly jerkin off to his wife so his father kicked him out. Edwin was no different to anybody else apart from being dropped on the head as a kid that made him have ultimate retardisim oh yer btw its worse then cancer or any other STD. Edwin was looking for something to eat in the bin wen all of a sudden a bird shat on him it was fuckin funny. Edwin thought of killing himself but remmembered that getting shit on by a bird is good luck. wat fuckin idiot thought of it being good luck I mean really wat stupid twat cock bag thought of being shit on by a bird is good luck wat a fucking idiot. anyway Edwin was waiting all day to see if his good luck was going to come he was concerned if the wanker that said get shit on by a bird was good luck was lieing. Nothing good happend except seeing some major boobage on the beach like massive boobus bounceing around like they want a taste of fresh air.Edwin had the biggest hard on that he has had in years like it was almost as big as Obama's wife's inplants you know what I'm going there bigger then Oprahs vagina lips now there big. Edwin was really sad that not even the old guy on the KFC boxes doesn't make him laugh. I mean come on don't tell me that you don't find that freaky old pedo funny okay maybe its just me fine then racists. He was sadly jerkin off at the beach until a whale got stuck on the beach everyone was freaking out screaming for Bruce Willis Edwin had a great idea of taking the whale out and making it eat him. So he ran out screaming mother fuckaz get out of my mother fucking way I will FUCK your grandparents if you don't move he pulled the whale with all his strength but the fat ass whale wasn't mooving. Now the life guard was running down to them her boobus was hitting her in the face when she got at the botom with all the dicks just standing there taking pictures. Edwin saw her she was beautiful she had perfect skin with big boobus a great ass and beautiful legs he just wanted to slap dat asssss when you say that you have to say it like a black person. Edwin asked her what her name was she said in her beautiful voice that was sweat and clear my name is Alicia. Edwin was droolling over Alicia she was so beautiful,Edwin tryed not to get distracted by her looks so he kept on pulling the whale. Finally he got the fat ass whale off the beach he asked the whale if she would eat him all up the whale said to him yes but first you must do something for yourself he asked what is that you have to give her a kiss Edwin was nervous seen as how he looks like shit that just got put onto a BBQ then roasted on a road with cars driving over it. Edwin walked up to her and asked can I please have a kiss he moved in getting closer shutting his eyes when alicia got pepper spray and sprayed him in the face then kicked him in the balls. He ran down and said no FUCK that let's go bitch I don't want to be here the whale was laughing at him he was very angry the whale said we will be going now so he jumped inside her mouth and he got hit by a train thank you Chloe plot twist its a woman still a better love story then twilight. THE END BITCHES
