ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RED DEMON HIS NAME WAS FUCK MY ASS HE WAS A GAY DEMOND HIS WIFE WAS A WHITE DEMOND HIS NAME WAS SUCK MY DICK. WHEN THEY HAD SEX THEIR SON CAME OUT PINK AND HIS NAME WAS JAKE, JAKE DIDNT KNOW THAT THEIR FATHERS WERE GAY. WHEN HIS FATHERS TOLD HIM THAT THEY WERE GAY JAKE WAS MAD AND SAD BECAUSE HIS FATHERS DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT THEY WERE GAY. WHEN JAKE KNEW THAT HIS FATHERS WERE GAY HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE GAY AND HE FOUND A UNICORN GIRLFRIEND NAMED COURTNEY, BUT JAKE DIDN'T KNOW THAT COURTNEY WAS A WHORE BECAUSE SHE HAD 400 BOYFRIENDS AND EVERY OF HER BOYFRIENDS HAD FUCKED HERE 10 TIMES WHEN JAKE FOUND OUT THAT COURTNEY WAS A WHORE HE SENT HER TO HELL AND KILLED HER. JAKE KILLED COURTNEY BY SETTING HER ON FIRE WHEN JAKE SET COURTNEY ON FIRE COURTNEY SCREAMED LIKE THE BITCH SHE WAS. JAKE, SUCK MY DICK, AND FUCK MY ASS LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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