Rules of the Wilde

Intro: First audience interaction

* Fox, orange fur, brown paws, walks into Zootopia police station wearing jeans and a blue button-up shirt with a red tie. He's carrying a tray with two cups, one decaf and one not in one hand, and a small bag that contains one pastries in the other. The symbol for StarBucks, depicting a male deer, is shown on the front. *
~Fox pushes through a door and casually strolls over to the empty desk of local hero, rabbit Judy Hopps~
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Fox, A.K.A Nick Wilde: *internally* Hey everyone. Nick here. Glad to see that you're invading my inner thoughts today. That doesn't make me self-conscious at all. *sets coffee tray and pastries down on Judy's desk* Hell, it forces me to share more with you, right? You came for a story. *sighs* Aaaannd..I'm the one who has to give it to you. So. You're probably wondering what I'm doing at the station on my day off. Well, right now I'm waiting for a certain somebody to come and get her breakfast. *gestures to an approaching Judy Hopps* She had a case last night that ran a bit late, so she overslept and forgot to grab breakfast this morning. Lucky for her, she has a neighbor that notices these things. Unluckily for me, I haven't been able to sleep that much either because of those damn loud neighbors. Oh yeah, did I mention that Judy and I are neighbors now? Yeah. We live across the hallway from each other.
Judy: *walk is less energetic than usual, she starts to yawn, but stifles it when she sees Nick. Her ears perk up* Hey, Nick!
*she bounces over to Nick, and gives him a small hug before settling into her chair*
Nick: *externally* Hey, Carrot-cake. You look awfully chipper for someone out until 4 in the morning.
Judy: Oh, belieevve me. It wasn't voluntary. I'm glad that we were able to crack the case, but some sleep would've been real nice.
Nick: We?
Judy: You're the one who ran the plate.
Nick: *smiles* Feels nice to be appreciated. *nods towards coffee and pastries* Want some breakfast?
Judy: Huh? *confused, notices bag and coffee for the first time* Woah, really? Nick, you didn't have to do that!
Nick: *shrugs* Eh, it looked like you needed it.
Judy: Wow! *grabs coffee, and digs into pastry bag* Thank you so much! Man, I was so tired that I didn't even notice it at first-
Nick: *reaches for the coffee cup that Judy grabbed and takes it gently from her hand* Nuh-uh-uh. That ones mine. *takes a sip* If you drank this much caffeine, you'd literally be bouncing off of the walls.
Judy: Fine. *grabs other coffee cup and takes a sip. Her face scrunches up in disgust* Blargh! Nick, you got me the decaf again, didn't you? So bitter!
Nick: Now carrot cakes, there is a ton of sugar in that drink. That should be enough to hold you off. *takes another sip of his own* Besides, if you weren't awake before, you definitely are now with the face that you're pulling. *smirk*
Judy: *smirks back* Drinking caffeine is bad for you too. It's a scientific fact.
Nick: *taking another sip of coffee* That's just an old wives tale. With you however, it is a scientific fact.
Judy: It is not! I am perfectly capable of controlling myself! Caffeine or not. *indignantly crosses arms*
Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. *taps bag of pastries* Anyway, here are some pastries, for, y'know some sustenance of whatever. Breakfast being the most important meal of the day and whatnot. *rolls eyes*
Judy: Wow, Nick. You really pulled out all the stops today.
Nick: The blueberry one is mine, by the way.
Judy: So..that leaves the carrot cake one for me then?
Nick: *shrugs* A carrot-cake for a Carrot-Cake. *holding blueberry pastry in his paw, takes a bite of it*
Judy: Real cheesy, Nick.
Nick: Mine is blueberry, rabbit. I'll keep cheese in mind for next time.
Judy: *rolls eyes* Thanks, fox.
Nick: Anytime, bunny. Anyway, *takes empty pastry bag and cup tray in paws* I think that it's about time I get going.
Judy: *jokingly* You going to go pawn off some pawpsicles again?
Nick: Har-dee-har-har. Very funny, rabbit. You know that I left that life behind already. *internally* (When I met you.)
Judy: *oblivious to his inner thoughts* I know. Glad that you're on the straight-and-narrow now.
Nick: Now, I wouldn't exactly call it straight-and-
Judy: *slugs him in the arm* Har-dee-har, fox.
Nick: *laughs* Hey, careful now. You're gonna make me drop the trash.
Judy: Well, maybe you should go and throw it away then.
Nick: Bossy, aren't we?
Judy: ....I get off at 5 today. Will I see you then?
Nick: *sarcastically* I'll be waiting for you right outside of the station.
*walking off, calls back to Judy* I'll meet you at Gesapo's, rabbit. I'll even order the usual.
Judy: *responding to fox* The usual will make me go into a food hibernation!
Fox: That's the point! *tossing trash into a passing trash can* You need your sleep. *internally* (You're beautiful enough.)