The Family Diner

Character Guide

the characters and their descriptions !! (the three kirklands and the two williams are not related pls do a shut)

~OWNERS

Alfred F. Jones: the proud and elderly owner of the Family Diner. He is subject to senile fits, and the prescription for his glasses is outdated by ten years. Back in the days, he was a television producer. He can be very passionate about some things, and really likes to play bingo. (alfrediscri)

Kiku Honda: the wife of Alfred, a truly sweet person who tries his best to rein Alfred in. He is actually the true owner of the diner, but lets his husband claim all bragging rights. Matthew is a close friend, though they are nothing alike. Kiku secretly owns chickens in the back alley of the diner in a well-maintained shed. (kikuiscri)

~REGULARS

Michelle Mancham: a woman who has adopted many children over the years, most of whom have moved out. Her house is huge, known by many as the Kirkland-Mancham house. She goes to the diner almost every day, by request of her children. Michelle has two jobs: working in a factory under Madeline, and being the secretary for Matthew's soap company. (michelleiscri)

Oliver Kirkland: Michelle's husband, a kind man. He is a renowned soldier in the wars, and therefore is gone a lot. He loves the diner, though, and visits when he has time. While there, he creates art to sell on Ebay. Most of it doesn't sell, despite him being an amazing artist. (oliveriscri)

Madeline Williams: a charismatic woman who built a living on her many factories. She is a kind person, most of the time. Her husband, Abel, died a few months ago. She visits the diner for two reasons: to gossip with her friends and to try and find someone new. (madelineiscri)

Matthew Williams: a truly crazy and ruthless man, yet almost as old as Alfred and Kiku. His wife, Katyusha, left him long ago. He goes to the diner in the hopes of finding a 'chick', as he says. Matthew is the CEO of his company, Herp Us Soap. (matthewiscri)

Toby Kirkland: a bizarre young man, but still loved by the other regulars. He is from New Zealand, and never lets anyone forget it. Him and Madeline have a fierce rivalry over trivial issues. They can usually be found fighting at the back of the diner, over literally anything. Toby claims he's a graphic designer. (newzealandiscri)

Olivia Kirkland: a skilled piano player around Madeline's age, she runs a bakery down the street from the diner. She mostly enters the diner to talk to the customers and bring the owners baked goods. Olivia has multiple personality disorder. Her other persona is a flouncy man who goes by the name Alois, although she doesn't switch to him that often anymore. (oliviaiscri

Anya Braginski: the (adoptive) mother of Oliver and Madeline. Her husband, Feliciano, disappeared without a trace years ago. She visits the diner to see her children and eat the food. The food is good. She is a very nice person, and always tries her best. (anyaiscri)

Len Kagamine: Miku's husband. Not much is known about him, but he goes to the diner every night to hang out with a special group of people. Every time he shows up, he tries to convince Alfred to change the name of the diner to something cooler. (leniscri)

Lukas Bondevik: a rowdy young woman who hates a lot of men. She once filed a lawsuit against Ciel when he tried to force her hand in marriage. She, too, has multiple personality disorder, with the alternate identity being a young person named Dielan. She actually prefers being called Dielan over Lukas. (lukasiscrii)

Ciel Phantomhive: a slightly loopy guy who is just out to have a good time. He may or may not own a prostitution business. He is good friends with both Toby and Madeline, though never at the same time. Too risky, according to him. Ciel really wants to marry Michela, but she will not take him. He has a tragic secret that no one is aware of. (cieliscri)

Arthur Kirkland: a religious man with great hair. He has a mysterious lover who goes by the alias America. The only reason he goes to the diner is to simply chat with the other regulars. Everyone agrees that he is a super nice guy. (englandiscri)

Potato: a french woman, who moved to the town recently. Nobody knows her real name except for Daniel, who died a while ago. Her whole background is a mystery, but she's a fun person to be around so people don't ask questions. (potatoiscri)

*There are many other customers, they just aren't regulars. Most will be named and will visit the diner on occasion.*

~THE CHILDREN OF MICHELLE AND OLIVER (the ones who still live in the Kirkland-Mancham house/visit regularly)

Miku: the eldest daughter, and an avid lover of music. She is old enough to have a house of her own, a husband, and kids. Although moved out of the Kirkland-Mancham house, she drops by often. Probably just to get money from her mother. Her children don't mind the diner, so they eat there from time to time. (mikuiscri)

Feliciano: the eldest son, who will probably never move out of the house. He only answers to the name Feli, and people have taken to calling him Small Feli (stylized Smol Feli). His name comes from Feliciano, his grandfather who went missing. He is addicted to Love Live, along with Sakura and four other unlikely people. (smolfeliiscri)

Natalia: despite being younger than most of them, she is good friends with many of the regulars. She has a strange obsession with a certain man. Natalia insists she is married to four people, and yet still lives in her mother's house. (nataliaiscri)

Sakura: a girl with a strong affinity towards Alfred, despite Michelle's wishes. She is very kind, leading to her trusting people instantly. Her most prominent nickname is Sak. She absolutely loves the diner, saying the atmosphere is very welcoming. (sakuraiscri)

Azura: a very gentle and nice person. She spends a lot of time editing, in order to someday become a graphic designer. She tags along to the diner to consult with Toby on techniques and tips. (azuraiscri)

Berwald: the youngest of the family, who is very goth. He spends all his time in his room or in the basement, being goth or emo or whatever. He hardly ever goes to the diner, with the excuse that he would rather die than go outside. (berwaldiscri)

Antonio: an incredibly loyal and caring young boy who usually goes by Toni. He speaks random sentences in spanish half of the time. Whenever he goes to the diner, he teaches useful spanish phrases to anyone who will listen. Basically everyone adores him. (antonioiscri)

ALSO

~THE CADRE

The Cadre is a group of people who get together at the diner on a random basis. They play cards against humanity, roast people, and tell raunchy stories. They are very good friends.

Members:
Alfred: honorary member
Oliver: sort-of-member
Madeline: active member
Michelle: started the group
Smol Feli: perhaps too innocent to be attending the meetings
Antonio: definitely too innocent to be attending the meetings
Natalia: surprisingly quiet during the meetings
Anya: a member, apparently
Ciel: Cadre enthusiast
Michela/Dielan: a valued member
Toby: a passionate member
Potato: nobody remembers if she goes to the meetings or not
Len: enjoys the cah games
Matthew: member
Arthur: also member

~BINGO

Every month, many of the regulars gather to play not-quite-family-friendly-bingo (NQFFB). It is a sacred tradition, and anyone who messes with or insults it faces the wrath of around 20 people.

~THE RIVAL

Lovino: an individual who owns a chinese restaurant across the street, despite not being chinese. He gets offended really easily, and regularly threatens Alfred.