nootmas christmas

bigger trashy hoe

the helicopter seized wooshing through the Peruvian air, landing on the dirty ground.
The slightest sound of music peaked through the radio of the helicopter. It was sweatshirt by jacob sartorious.

" hello Noot and thomato" called out a big burly man in a black suit.
"Come along with me, we must fly to London, we have a place for you to wait to meet the queen"

Noot and thomato hopped into the helicopter and healed out of the husky hills of the Peruvian hell, into the halo of heavenly clouds.

Noot took a nap and thomato flew the helicopter despite the request that he refrain from doing so, and off they went.

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London revealed itself through the rain clouds and they all landed safely in a field. On the way to the transportation vehicle, Noot tripped and lost both of his front teeth, making him a bigger trashy hoe.

The car ride was silent and awfully boring, until they arrived at the queens palace. There stood the flag waving, indicting that the queen rested in her home. Outside filled guards who never made emotion, and Japanese tourists.

"Hello Noot hello thomato, you have been awarded your 12 million dollar prize in which has been transferred into this card here" a tall woman said as she handed them both red cash cards. "You shall meet the queen soon for you brilliant behavior as a parent"

Noot whispered as she walked away. "I wonder what happened to our child in the forest"

The big black doors opened and the guards checked them for weapons, and they entered the lavish carpeted hallway. There sitting at the end of the hallway stood the queen, she was draped in the finest of cloth and her hair was done up with a beautiful butterfly broach.

"Hello young ones" remarked the queen.
Noot said in awe as he shook her soft cold hand. "Hello ms queen"
Thomato stood with his jaw open and stated the same remark.

"I have brought you here for a few things... One, to congratulate you for your excellent parenting, and two, to make you an honorary knight.

"Wow" they both said.

"But you must do one thing in order to become a knight. You must make a sacrifice."

"But what kind a sacrifice" Noot said with a lisp.

"Come out young one" she said mourning for someone to come out of a small room on the corner.
"This is who you must sacrifice to satan himself, to become a knight."

There stood, Jacob sartorious.