The story Lucy wrote for no reason because she had nothing else to do.

Untitled Part 1 (no really it is untitled)

This is a story about nothing. You are wasting your time if you read this whole thing. I don't know why you are still hear reading this crazy nonsense. I guess you have nothing else to do. Did you hear about the Untitled Part 1? Well I heard that it is the stupidest book on Earth and that you really don't need to read it any longer. Really, why don't you just go outside and ride your bike or something? You don't need to sit on your butt all day with nothing better to do and read the most boring book in the world. You could go to the pool....... Really just go do something already! Fine! Stay inside. Read this boring book and waste moments of your life that you could be using to have fun. I don't care what you do. It's your life, not mine. But, if I were you I would have clicked off this story after the first sentence and would be reading something worthwhile. You make no sense for staying here and you should really read something else. I mean, there are so many authors on this website and you choose this over award winning books. Even on this account there are better things to read! At least there will be in the future so maybe you should invent a time machine and go to the future to read a better book. Really, do some science! Even math would be better than this! You could become the smartest person in the world but instead you choose to spend your time reading nonsense that doesn't really change anything if it is there at all. Once again I ask why you are still hear reading this. It has taken dedication to have not gotten board out of your mind and read something else. Dedication that I don't care you keep because no feelings would be hurt if you just simply left this story to do something else. I am only making this because I simply want to and you don't need to read it. Seriously! You could take over the world in this amount of time or invent warp drive! Something that the world could use. Something the universe could use! But no, you sit here and read an unprofessional book that still has Untitled Part 1 in the first chapter. You know that my friend on this shared account has some really good books right? Go read hers! Really! They are worthwhile! This. Is. Not. The world could use you outside, and not hissing whenever light crosses your path. This just shows how many people would rather stay inside and stare at a screen instead of saving the world or becoming the smartest person there is. I will not let you just sit here and read this any longer. I am ending this book. Here, right now, and I will never continue it so you will hopefully do something worthwhile. The. End.