John is from LE Philip Pines, He is Fothermucker and eats KFC.
Everyday when he enters KFC at exactly 4:20 on the spot for his chicken he roars "Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"
All the workers have gotten so use to him and his roars that they all know when he walks in they must hand over his chicken. Because of he doesn't he will make it rain memes over their heads and play sweatshirt at an alarming volume.
When John sits down to eat his chicken he sings "Fried chicken, Fried chicken, Fried chicken so finger licking!" Until he finishes every last bit.
When he finally finishes and grabs his leash which has a sock at the end. He then rushes down the side walk in a straight line until he enters home.
At home he hangs his sock and walks to the closet. He had never had to hide a smexuality in the closet so he had plenties of rooms. With the plenty of rooms he decides to dump his chicken bones in there so he can then watch t.v with it later.
