Twilight News Report II
Today is a sad day for Twilighters. Edward Cullen has mysteriously died, with a note attatched to his pale body reading, 'haha! LaPush baybe!! --Nacob Flack'
No one knows who in the world could have killed Edward.
Twilighters buy up glitter in stores everywhere and place it in his medow, never forgetting his sparkliness.
Meanwhile, Jacob Black and the La Push crew open a new Strip Bar in town, inviting all the single ladies to come on in! Thursday is Bellas Get In Free day, so if your name is Bella, have brown hair, can't make up your mind and have urges to kill yourself, COME ON OVER!
~Jasper Hale & Co. Calming you down since 1800~
Teen commits suicide after Twilighters bash her over writing opinions about Twilight. Are things going too far or does that teen just have issues? VOTE NOW!
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A/N: Yes, please VOTE!!
