Secret Mission (Larry, Ziam, Nosh)

Dreams

Regan's p.o.v

I sat there for what seemed like forever. The kitchen was the only way to the front door...i couldnt go upstairs because of Larry...Nosh was probably fucking in the hallway. I felt like a kid in a haunted house. FUCKING STUFF AROUND EVERY CORNER!? I huffed loudly, standing i took the fluffy plaid blanket on the couch and walked toward the sunroom. It was nearly 40 degrees outside but ya'know what? I've had enough of hearing guyxguy. I sat down on the nearly frozen basket chair and cuddled the comforter ontop of me. I closed my eyes and fell asleep.

I had a weird dream about Louis telling me something about cheerios and Lady GaGa having babies together however the HELL that would work.

Harry's p.o.v

I smiled at Lou and told him i was hungry. Louis laughed and followed me up. We got our clothes on and walked down the stairs hearing Nosh fucking in the bathroom.

"How classy and romantic." Louis commented and that mande me laugh a little.

We got into the living room and heard Zayn shout from the kitchen.

"How classy and romantic" i mocked what Louis had said earlier.

"Oh ha ha." Louis scoffed. "I-Is Regan outside?!" He chuckled and pointed to, indeed, the ginger sleeping in the blue basket chair with her face pale as always and nose beat red.

"Oh geez." I shook my head and opened the glass door leading to the sunroom. I walked over to Regan and was about to shake her awake when Louis stopped me.

"Wait!"

I raised an eyebrow as he raced back upstairs. Awkwardly enough, Regan began talking...

"Louis..." she mumbled.

did she just say Louis?!

"Loubear..." she murmured again.

LOUBEAR!? THATS MY NICKNAME FOR HIM! I was about to slap her when..

"Louis! Stop! GO THE FUCK AWAY! I DONT WANT HER CHEERIO!"

I lowered my hand and listened intently.

"NO! LADY GAGA!" Regan spazed like she was falling.

"What?" I lowered myself and sat on the cold wooden floor listening.

"How...How did the cheerio get her....preg..pregnat?" She flopped around.

"Cheerio? Pregnat?" I asked myself "This doesnt make sence.."

She was quiet for a little bit besides the unaudible mumbles.

"GO AWAY LOUIS! THATS DISGUSTING!" Her sudden outburst made me squeal and fall onto the floor with a thud.

"H-HOLY SHIT!"

"What?" Regan rubbed her right eye and looked at me sleepily. "Haz?"

Since when does she call me Haz?

"Yea?" I stand up slowly.

"Please Fucking tell Louis i don't want GaGa's babies?" She groaned and wrapped herself up again.

"Wait what?" I laughed a little.

"L-Louis is trying to get me to keep one of Lady GaGa's cheerio babies but i dont want one!" She huffed annoyed but never opened her eyes

"C'mon you need to wake-"

"Harry! Sh!"

I glance over my shoulder to see Louis with his iPhone. He has it pointed at Regan and then takes a flash picture. Regan grumbles loudly and rubs her eyes.

"WERE YOU TWO WATCHING ME SLEEP!?"

"what?!" I squeal.

"Wait...Where am i? Why am i so cold?"

"You fell asleep outside Ging." Louis smiles.

"Oh..."

"Yeah. C'mon, you can come sleep in the parent's bedroom. No one has had sex in there you Genophobe." Louis chuckles.

"I'm not a Genophobe! I just don't wanna sleep in a mess of cum!"

"Sure Sure." Louis rolls his blue eyes "C'mon now." He ushers.

Within 10 minutes Regan is sleeping in the bedroom. She is such a weirdo but the kind of weird you feel for your sibling. 

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A/N: Was that good enough for all my lovelys??? I hope! :) And i meant no offence to Genophobic peoples okay? I love all of you! anywho im out! PEACE!