Can't say you've had a true, fun summer without almost killing exactly 235 children on the first day. Sometimes you think the earth is safe because ya got goku, superman, and some Pokémon helping too, but no this was way too powerful. A first grader has Discovered the power of being a ninja. He was unstoppable. Smashing his way through the walls and people. The earth was ending. What could be done?? The magical pancake man called a pet named Steve is who. But even then he couldn't. The aliens from outer space saw all this and thought it would be Amazing to "accidentally" spill coffee on their "blow up 235 kids button" thanks tom. Anyways me being amazing I decided to use my emoness to challenge this fat ass of a ninja to a fight. I knocked him out and did the secret waffle spell to Protect the 235 children from dying. It all ended with the fat ass ninja child getting a smack in a face by all 235 children in his school and me slapping tom (the alien) in the face for spilling the coffee. Another successful day in my emo life.
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PoetryExplore the world through the eyes of emo-la. Who is obviously emo and her mum is ded. Illuminati confirmed GET REKT (do not take this book seriously)
