Day 5: random Clint and shipping again

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Day 5: random Clint and shipping again

[Thor has joined the group]

[Nat has joined the group]

[Tony has joined the group]

[Steve has joined the group]

[Bruce has joined the group]

[Clint has joined the group]

Bruce: hey, it's just da avengers!! XD

Steve: oh yeah! XD

Thor: lady Nat, I think we can now make it official dat loki's and sam's ship name is Lomantha

Nat: dude, u were threatening 2 sit on me! HAVE U ANY IDEA HOW HEAVY U R?!

Thor: B )

Nat: -__-

Tony: do we really wanna know what happened?

Nat: only if u plan on dying 2day

Clint: well I'm happi! I preferred Lomantha!!!

Nat: *loads gun*

Clint: I'll just shut up now

Steve: whateva happens my fellow abnormal freaks, WE WILL GET SAM AND LOKI TOGETHER!!!!

Thor: FOR DA SAKE OF ASGARD AND MIDGARD!!!!

Bruce: AGREED :D

[lokievilbadassgod has turned off invisibility]

[sam has turned off invisibility]

Tony: oooh, BUSTED!!!

Sam: any1 care 2 explain?

Clint: chimichangas

Lokievilbadassgod: what?

Clint: balloons

Sam: r u feeling okay?

Clint: tomato

Bruce: uh oh...

Lokievilbadassgod: what uh oh? What's wrong?!

Steve: it's happening again...

Sam: wat is?

Clint: goggles

Thor: he's gonna lose it...

Sam: WAT IS IT?!

Clint: pineapples

Tony: chill dude, chill

Clint: RACECARS YOGHURTS DINOSAUR SNAPE GHOST BUBBLES JAM RUBBER DUCKIE

Lokievilbadassgod: can some1 explain this?

Clint: ♫PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS♫

Bruce: HES OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

Steve: RUN 4 YA LIVES!!!!

Sam: why is Clint throwing up glitter?

Lokievilbadassgod: I am mentally scarred 4 life O.O

Nat: HE DOES THIS EVERYTIME HE GETS NERVOUS!!!

Lokievilbadassgod: why he nervous?

Tony: BECAUSE U WERE PRESSURISING HIM!!!

Sam: wat coz I heard ur entire conversation?

Thor: PRETTY MUCH ,YEAH

Sam: CLINT IF U DONT STOP ACTING CRAZY I SWEAR 2 ODIN I SHALL HURT U SO BAD!!!

Clint: ...

Lokievilbadassgod: ...

Thor: ...

Steve: ...

Bruce: ...

Nat: ...

Tony: Zzzzzz

Thor: sam, remind me 2 neva get on ur bad side

Steve: lesson learned

Sam: Clint don't ever do dat again

Clint: meep O.O

[this chat has been inactive for 5 minutes]

Bruce: welp, I'm neva trusting Clint with a secret again

Sam: oh yeah and ur all dead 4 thinking loki and I were dating

Everyone except Sam: ...

Sam: LOL jk

Nat: phew

Sam: but if u do dat again I will hunt u down

Clint: *nervous laugh*

Lokievilbadassgod: gah, so annoyed with this username

[lokievilbadassgod is now loki]

Sam: just 2 remember, wait, he- *collapses*

Loki: ERMAHGERD U KILLS HER!!!

Thor: MY POOR LOMANTHA!!!!

Bruce: NEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Nat: GOD DAMMIT THOR I PERSONALLY BLAME U!!

Steve: NO, NOT LOMANTHA!!!!

Bruce: NEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Tony: WE KILLED HER!!!!

Sam: *gets up* LOL no!

Clint: NEKSODBSILWNQOWPDKDNDKSKMWNSOSMSNNSJSJSNSNSNSMSKKSKA!!!!

Sam: TROLOLO

Loki: LOKI'D

Thor: brotha u were in on this 2?!

Loki: I'm not ur brotha and hell yes da look in ur faces!!! priceless!!

Sam: *falls over laughing* BAHAHAHAHA XD

Loki: XD

Clint: -__-

[everyone has left the chat]

Lol they just got Loki'd!!!! Btw the argument that thor and Nat had over Samanki and Lomantha was a re-enactment of an actual argument my friend and I had XD!!!!! Obviously I was Lomantha and I won BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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