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Before I start, I just want to state that none of these quotes are mine. I am a thief and should be punished to the full extent of the law. BUT until that happens, enjoy my GTQ (Grand Theft Quote)

1.) "I may not be smart enough to do everything, but i'm dumb enough to try anything"- Beast Boy.

2.) "If I cut off my foot and like swing it at your head am I kicking or hitting you?"-Tumblr user, cartwheels-in-the-tardis.

3.) "I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me."-Some gif I saw.

4.) "The rotation of the earth really makes my day."- Tumblr user, justbadpuns. 

5.) "I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot." -Tumblr user, itstimetosmilee.

6.) "Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime."- Some late night comedian.

7.) "Books are knowledge and knowledge is power. The bittersweet pain among men is have knowledge with no power because that is just.. paradoxical!"-Lex Luthor.

8.) "Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else."-Kirkup.

9.) "Go to college to get a job, but you can't get through college without a job, but if you have a job your education suffers."- Someone's tweet.

10.) "Can't get a job without experience but you need a job to get experience."-Tumblr user, musickidd

11.) "We live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end, and you want me to memorize vocab words."-Tumblr user, scoused.

12.) "Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing."-Ricky Gervais.


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