A Bad Warriors Fanfiction

The Parody Part 2

Welcome back to the second part of "A Bad Warriors Fanfiction"! I'll let you in on a secret: There are deleted portions of this story that are found in my original parodies in my "How to Write a Warriors Fanfiction" book, so if you want to read this story and have extra side notes written as if CinemaSins wrote it, please read the story there. You can come back to this version or continuing reading the original if you want.

(Note: This fanfiction is a parody on bad Warriors fanfictions and is not meant to be taken seriously. It is meant to be taken as an example of what NOT to do when writing Warriors fanfictions. The original parodies are in the chapters of my other book, "How to Write a Warriors Fanfiction", which is what this book is based off of. Made by Leopardclaw.)

Without further ado, let the bad examples continue!

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Marysue awakens in her Clan's medicine den. She speaks, even though the readers didn't know any other cat was with her in the den. (I'll say this is the worst sentence I've ever written as a parody.)

She asks the teleporting medicine cat what happened, when, obviously, Marysue was just in a battle, but of course, being Marysue, she couldn't have known this. (The medicine cat just so happened to appear next to Marysue.)

But the teleporting medicine cat just responds normally, saying that Marysue fainted in the battle. ("Marysue fainted! You are out of usable characters! You blacked out! (Username here) made their way to the closest medicine den.")

So Marysue's clan, Waterclan or something, won the battle.

Marysue is now going to be a warrior!

All name mistakes aside, Marysuepaw was going to be a warrior now, even though she was partially wounded, and didn't even take her warrior assessment.

"You hear that Darkpaw?" Marysuepaw asked no cat in particular, due to the lack of a comma between "that" and "Darkpaw".

"They should have made me a warrior before you, you perfect Mary Sue-like she-cat!" Darkpaw hissed, spitting on Marysuepaw's face.

Marysuepaw was cleaned by another cat who licked her head, cleaning the spit. Marysuepaw didn't even thank her; she just let the two cats argue afterwards.

"I don't want you to go to the Evilclan border because they hate your guts for winning our battle when all you did was go and get injured after passing out." Grassroot told Marysuepaw before Marysuepaw left her mentor.

Marysuepaw immediately knew in her mind, somehow, that there was a mouse nearby, so she got in a hunting crouch, stalked forward, had a moment of knowing the mouse was in front of her over a bush.

So Marysuepaw lept and landed exactly on the mouse, where she probably ended up jumping like a cheater in a video game of Mario because no cat can know where a mouse is hiding in front of a bush, and immediately know where a mouse IS after running off from their mentor, including the fact about the mouse not running off from hearing Marysuepaw nearby.

The second thing Marysuepaw did after getting that mouse was immediately find a vole.

Marysuepaw saw the vole chewing on a leaf, yet this vole didn't even SMELL her! They weren't deaf either

Our annoying, incapable-of-not-using-cheats, overpowered, supercat named Marysuepaw had just killed the vole, and now smelled a squirrel.

Then, Marysuepaw runs to the thunderpath

And, lo and behold, the noise was on Strongpaw's Clan territory.

Oh, and speaking of Strongpaw, he died. On the Thunderpath. And Marysuepaw cries.

Marysuepaw got hit by a—oh wait, she survived again.

Marysuepaw thanks the car for it's kindness. Then Strongpaw's clan came over and argued with our main character.

Strongpaw: CLAN CLAN CLAN CLAN GOTTA GO TO THE CLAN CLAN CLAN CLAN! DON'T WANNA MAKE NO DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT!

Marysuepaw just looked away, flying into the sky.

Marysuepaw: :D I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY I BAYLEEF I CAN TOUCH STARCLANNNN I DONT KNOW THE WORDS TO THISS SONGGGGGGGG I DONT KNOW WHERE I BELOOOOONG!

Strongpaw: 0.0

Parody of an A/N:
Is Strongpaw really dead, despite his StarClan appearance in my window? Does Marysuepaw become Marysue again, despite my bad naming of her?

DOES EVERY CAT DIE?!

Find out next time on "BIG BROT—oh wait wrong series.