A Bad Warriors Fanfiction

The Parody Part 3

Welcome back to the third chapter of "A Bad Warriors Fanfiction". Let's go back to Marysuepaw. Please note that this book is a parody on bad Warriors fanfictions and is not meant to be taken seriously, but instead, is meant to be taken as an example of what NOT to do when writing a Warriors fanfiction.

This book is based off of the chapters on "Example of a Bad Warriors Fanfiction" in my other book, "How to Write a Warriors Fanfiction". This book and the other book was made by Leopardclaw.

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Marysuepaw was sleeping in her nest in the warrior's den. (Why is Marysuepaw a warrior? Shouldn't she be an apprentice?)

Then the leader came over and said, "Marysuepaw, I need to speak with you." (Where did the leader come from and why does the leader nameless?)

Marysuepaw woke up and went with the leader to the leader's den. (Marysuepaw woke up right after the leader spoke to her. Last time I remember, cats don't wake up that fast in the series and they have to be poked or something.)

"Marysuepaw, you will be deputy." the leader, Starstar said. (Okay, one, Marysuepaw has never had an apprentice, two, she's an apprentice and not a warrior, three, Starstar is the leader(?!), and four, who was the deputy before Marysuepaw and why did the deputy have to be changed?)

Marysuepaw was amazed. She wasn't even a warrior yet let alone a mentor. But she was happy that the leader (named Starstar because that's a great name) changed the deputy to her.

StarStar, whose suffix was incorrectly capitalized, went to the HighStone, which was also incorrectly capitalized, and called out the rest of the clan, which was incorrectly lowercased.

"Let all cats old enough to remember the ceremony words gather beneath the HighStone because I can't remember the words to this ceremony thingie." StarStar yowled. (StarStar became the leader, yet StarStar doesn't know how to announce a ceremony. Either the StarClan cats were so honored that StarStar was named after StarClan or StarStar's mother is dumb. I bet both happened.)

The cats of dreamClan, which was incorrectly lowercased, but correctly capitalized, came to the HighRock, even though the HighStone was just renamed for no reason. (DreamClan is a terrible Clan name. Also, when did the Clan become DreamClan?!)

They listened to StarStar.

"Marysuepaw is now my deputy. That is all." StarStar announced. The cats all broke out into protests. (I'm with the cats on this announcement. That's a terrible ceremony and deputy!)

"She's not even a warrior! She hasn't mentored an apprentice! She doesn't even go here!" yowled the cats, who made a Mean Girls reference. (Clan cats don't know what Mean Girls is, but the cats are right about Marysuepaw not being a warrior and lack of apprentice. Except Marysuepaw DOES go to the Clan. She lives there.)

"I don't care. She's the new deputy." StarStar said. (Stupid cats say stupid things.)

The old deputy hissed, "But I'm the deputy!" (Where was the old deputy before the ceremony?)

"Too bad, so sad." StarStar said for the last time, even though the leader said a lot of things. (Oh the leader says barely a word, but this leader is StarStar, so we know what to expect.)

Marysuepaw was now Marysue for some apparent reason because she wasn't going to have a naming ceremony. (Skipping the naming ceremony.)

"I'll get my revenge, Marysue." the old deputy hissed. (Now the old deputy hates her! It wasn't Marysue's fault. It was StarStar's fault, but I say it's the author's fault that any of this happened!)

Marysue didn't know why the old deputy said that because StarStar was the one who made her deputy.

But she went hunting and caught three thousand mice, twenty voles, fifty rabbits, ten crows, five owls, seventy hawks, eight shrews, and fifteen adders. Oh, she also caught thirty eagles and one fish. (Picture or it didn't happen. How did she even carry that back to camp?! Also, 3,000 mice? 10 crows? 5 owls? 70 hawks? 8 shrews? 15 adders? 30 eagles, but 1 fish?! Marysue is terrible at fishing and catching squirrels and rabbits.)

The clan was so happy with her catch that they forgot their Clan name was supposed to be capitalized and didn't have a prefix. (DreamClan is now no Clan.)

"She's the best hunter ever!" said an elder.

"I call cheats!" said the old deputy, who somehow knew about video games.

"I did it by myself." said Marysue.

To be continued.