Pewdiepie's Necklace Mystery

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       One sunny Tuesday, Pewdiepie, also known as Felix, was very lonely. Marzia was on a trip to America, visiting cousins in Connecticut, leaving the depressed Pewds to live on his own for an entire week. While he was busy making new YouTube videos, he missed having the company of another human being near him in his cozy house. Until his mind sprouted an idea...          Felix tripped into the bathroom, his fabulous necklace falling off into the toilet. "Craged!" He muttered under his breath, pissed at the sudden loss of the bejeweled accessory, which was 7657146 Swedish Krona.
         He ignored it, and stood in front of the open toilet seat, the necklace slowly being sucked in down the toilet by some strange gravity phenomenon.         

"What the potato stakes?" Felix exclaimed, backing away from the swirling water as his own hand was almost sucked in by the force. Just after, a yellow hedgehog popped his small head out of the toilet. Felix, surprised yet intrigued looked closer at the creature. He saw the hedgehog was wearing a pink dress, and leaped for it, because he had an urge to torture his Satan spawn of a dog, Edgar, with the girly outfit. But he wasn't quast enough, and the spiky animal sped back into the toilet pipes. Felix was now determined as crap to get that hedgehog, not only for the beauteous dress, but also because he believed that the small life form was responsible for stealing his once amazing necklace, which was now most likely broken and drenched in dirty water below ground in the sewers.

        But Felix knew there was no way to possibly find the hedgehog once more, and if he did it would most likely take days on end, so he cried in misery for the rest of the week Marzia was gone, resulting in angry and puzzled fans, wanting more uploads and not knowing where they were.

        When Marzia came home, unlocking the door, she ran to the bedroom to find Pewds laying on the floor eating pizza and drinking tea, with Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows on repeat, tears sliding down his cheeks at a fast rate. His phone was even binging every 2.3 seconds, full of upset Twitter messages, questioning his disappearance. When Marzia placed down her suitcase, she asked him 'what on earth' was wrong. Felix slowly looked up and whispered, "A hedgehog with a dress stole my necklace."
     Marzia just stared at him, and burst out laughing. "A hedgehog with a dress? What do you mean?!" Felix tugged her shirt collar towards him. "THIS IS SERIOUS." He let go and curled up on the ground, wiping his tears but slamming his face into the nearest pillow. Marzia then sat down next to him asking him some more questions, seriously confused by his strange explanation said to be... 'serious.'         

"Where is this hedgehog?"

          "In the toilet."        

 "Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?"       

  "No. I remember it too clearly and it was too real."         

"How did your necklace get stolen? Did the hedgehog reach out and snatch it right from your neck?"          "No. He sucked it down the toilet with him with some strange gravitational pull." Marzia shook her head. "You get into these things too often."     

Pewdiepie rolled his eyes. "You realize the necklace was 7657146 Swedish Krona right?" Marzia gasped. "OH SNIPE MY THIGH WITH AN MLG GUN! YOU MEAN THAT ONE?"

 She ran to the toilet to grief over the pricey necklace she bought only a month ago for Pewds. Felix jumped into the bathroom behind her and laid down, sighing heavily.        

  "Yep."     Marzia looked at him with longing sympathy. "I know how you feel now. I am so sorry mah sweet chicken nugget of a crust." She reached out and hugged him. As they were in the middle of their tight hug, the hedgehog ran out of the toilet, the necklace in his jaws, with feces covering it. 

         Felix, hearing the clinking noise as the piece of jewelry scraped against the tile floor, accidentally pushed Marzia harshly away from him in attempt to get the hedgehog.

"SORRY MARZ!" He quickly apologized, dashing to grab the fast moving animal.

"COME BACK HERE YOU LIL MOIST, POOP COVERED WIZARD!" He shouted.         

He then landed right on top of the hedgehog, nearly killing it, but the animal wriggled out, its pink dress ripping at the back as Felix tugged at it to drag him backwards. Pewds was ticked off he did that, though, because he needed it for Edgar, but oh well, he wanted his necklace, doo doo covered or clean.         

Snatching a quick breath under a desk like Michael Rosen, he took off and finally captured the yellow version of Hitler. He took the dress off, licking off some blood from his sudden nose bleed from his rather dried out lips. He placed the hedgehog in a glass container with holes on the side so he at least wouldn't die. Pewds ripped away his necklace from the teeth of the hedgehog and re-perfected it by cleaning it and super gluing the diamonds with raspberry juice he found behind the fridge, that smelled like cheese.           A few days later, the two accepted the hedgehog as a new pet, and on one Saturday afternoon, Marzia came into the living room where Pewds was playing rock paper scissors with the hedgey.

"I BEAT YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FRUIT!" Felix declared, calling scissors.

Marzia gave a frightened look and ran away to the upstairs part of the house, trying to reason if her boyfriend was insane or not.                                                                                        THE END.