Encounter in the forest

Warrior

A monster rages toward me. Wondering deep in the forest is not a bright idea, I strongly advise against it. I have my trusty swords, and my charm with me so I can protect myself. The monster rages on and I prepare for battle. I hear a whoosh next to my ear and the monster dropped to the ground, dead. I spin around, swords ready,
"Show your self," I call out, trying to sound brave. I head closer to where the arrow came from, something tried to attack me but my swords were already near their neck.
"Are you the fool who killed that monster?" I questioned, irritated.
"Fool, no. Your hero, yes." Ugh, some cocky mortal. I don't bother looking at the mortal.
"Why are you roaming around in the woods?" I state, already annoyed.
"Uh.. To pick up chicks? Have your ever seen a Disney movie?" The mortal responds. At this point I'm about to choke him.
"Wrong answer," geez, what an idiot. "Obviously you have never heard the phrase, never go into the woods with out preparing for an ambush." I am ready to kill him, why must all mortal idiots try to flirt with the first living thing they see.
"Where is your bow?"
"Huh?"
"Do you have wax in your ears?" I take a deep breath, "I said, where is your bow!" I yell at him.
"Look lady, you are mental."
I chuckle, I couldn't help it.
"Me, mental?" I say sweetly. The poor fool has no clue what I can do. I turn around to glare at him.
"I prefer the term off my rocker!" I take a moment to appreciate the position he is in. The look of terror clear across his face, my swords hovering around his neck. Him leaning against a tree trying to get away from the swords. It's honestly entertaining to see people who don't know me, interact with me. It's not the first time this happened. 
The mortal is a boy, around twenty by the looks of it. Scavenger clothes, great. I love messing with these.
"Let me ask you one more time, where is your bow?"
"Uh.. I don't know."
"Idiot!" I cry out. "Have your parents taught you anything! Keep track of your weapon or the monsters take it."