Chapter 1
NOT SO TALL SUPERMAN
My name is Brad Cooper, I am 12 years old. I have an older brother his name is Jeff Cooper who people would not actually know we are related, sometimes I think he was adopted. My parents well….. They are kind of business kind of people so we all see each other once in a while. At school I’m just practically like superman who everyone wants to be like the only difference is that I don’t have any powers and he is way taller than me, at school most people call Mr. Awesome that’s because there is a new definition of awesome and that definition is “Brad Cooper” I’m not trying to be self centered but I’m really kind of awesome. I am the captain of the Golden lions football club or for short GLFC, I came up with our team formation you can even have a look at it and we won the Juniors Crystal cup, and I was the highest overall goal scorer with 19 goals to my name and I am just a midfielder and I scored two of those as a goalkeeper after our goal keeper was red carded, If you don’t think that was awesome check this out I don’t play basket ball but my school team were losing with 10 points down in the finals and we had an injured player with no one to replace him so the coach called me and I went in and we won the game though I scored just 8 points I was given the MVP(nigga’s envied me because I was MVP).
Chapter 2
The name of my best friend is Jake Hilton also known as Mr. Frost. We knew each other practically like since we were born his mum and my mum gave birth in the same hospital in the same day and almost at the same time, and his Dad and my Dad have been business partners since they were young sometimes we have family trips in the during the holidays he is a very awesome guy but in a different way, we do everything together we are like let’s say “Two of a Kind” but we are also different for example I like sports he likes food, I have a record for a stunt and he has a record for fastest time to finish 30 scoops of ice cream without brain freeze that’s why he is called Mr. frost (although when he tried to break the record again by adding one scoop he ended up in the hospital). He is just like me we’re both fearless, extreme and the greatest part is that we are awesome. We both have this undying love for video games. Sometimes I wish we were brothers I even taught at a point that we were twins separated by birth until I took it too far and I got grounded for acting stupid and my Dads office’s family dinner. Jake and I have the most amazing thing planned and that is breaking my stunt record we are planning on doing it before our vacation trip to Hawaii and first we have to pass through the most annoying thing known to man and that is School!. I forgot to mention that we have this awesome room that is filled with all types of video games on the planet we save money and restock every year we also have our own security system which is used to prevent intruders when we are not around. We’ve got an Xbox 360, A PSP Go, a Nintendo wii, a Nintendo Ds, A ps3 and so many others we keep them in a box called Awesome frost(Jake named it). Best of all we’ve got an ice-cream machine. Our favorite game is wrestling.
Chapter 3
Don’t get me wrong my school is actually fun the thing I hate is the classroom the thing I hate most in the classroom aside from learning is the fact that the class room is lifeless with the brown wooden door the chalkboard split in half and the matching tables oh I can’t stand the horror I even had to add red to my table to show my awesomeness don’t even get me started about Mrs. Johnson she is so wicked I first heard tales of her doom and taught it was nothing I could not handle until I met her I can’t even describe her let me just say a few things she has a ruler not for measurement but for smacking purposes, she has all these pieces of chalk on her desk but never touches them she makes me feel so sick I feel like solving equations! Equations!! For Christ’s sake when it comes to those my brother is an expert to show how different we are check this out he was Mrs. Johnson’s favorite student and I am her worst nightmare, He did a science fair about equations he calls it smart art and he came first in the whole city.
He said it’s a segmented cycle used to represent the life stages of a caterpillar and mine let’s say I got a participant ribbon(I did my best) I called it the Ramp of awesome I was told it wasn’t let’s say…….. Smart. I still think it was awesome....................
Welcome to my life..................................my rad life
