Two more hours... And I really need to pee. Hmm... Have I said why I hate seats next to windows? Oh, yap, I remember I said that.
I read somewhere, that thinking about lemon helps you from wanting to pee... Lemon, lemon. Yellow. Lemon. Big as my bladder. Full of juice... And water... Waterfalls... I almost cried, trying not to make the cream-white luxury looking seat cream-white-yellow wet looking seat...
Think about a lemon as long as you want, but your bladder can't stand tge pressure... Once. Sooner or later, you'll have to gooo..., voice in my head whispered. Oh, shit!
I stood up and climbed over the tall arrogant guy next to me, not noticing that I bunched into his crotch till he yelled out of pain.
"Sorry!" I quickly apologized, loosing balance and falling on his face wiyh my breast.
"Forgived." he answered trough my boobs. Oh, was that his tongue licking my-
As fast as I could I got up and quickly ran to the toilets to see, that on ladies is someone. Uh, fuck, fuck, fuuuck!
I agresively opened the doors on men and then quickly closed them.
It was the best feeling ever. To know, that your bladder isn't going to explode like a bomb in Paris. Okay, that wasn't nice Carol...
"Dear passangers... In next few minutes we will reach an area with turbulances. Get safe to your seats and enjoy your flight." some stewart outside said. I sighed, still getting used water out of my body. Oh, like always they are making a things much worse than they are..., I smirked, continueing my peeing. I got out at least 2 litres of water!
I got up, but the plane started to shake, so I fell on the toilet again. I determined got up, when the doors opened and I fell down on the person, who opened them.
"Uh, uh... Sorry!" I apologized and stand back of- "Oh my gosh, is it you?! What are you doing there?!" I yelled at him.
Plane was shaking like ass of Nicki Minaj and the floor was as stable as mind of pregnant psycho, so I fell again. This time close to toilet. I sighed, that I didn't fall on him again, but in the same second i felt a huge weight on me.
"Happy to see me again?" he yelled next to my ear between the noise of plane, getting up, trying to not fall again.
"What are you doing there?!" I asked loudly, while I tried to get back to my place through corridor without falling on the floor. The final view on me had to be ridiculous. I was walking like a dog and because I was scared of falling again, I was holding his hand and practicaly, I was catching everything what wasnt moving at the moment and was in my zone.
"I wanted to go to toilet!" he answerd and touched his nose.
"That. Was. Poor. Try. To. Lie." I rhymed.
The plane shook again and I fell on person who I was talking to. Again. He laughed.
"You like my close company?"
"Fuck you."
"If you want..." he raised his hands, like he doesn't care, but like that idea. Oh, fuck you.
Dog-step by dog-step we slowly went back to our seats and sat down.
"Dear passangers!" I heard captains' voice again and I sighed, guessing what will come now. Terrorists? Crushing? "We've gone through the turbulences and now you can go again to the toilet and our stewardess will bring you some food and water in half hour!"
"How old are you?" he asked curiously. "I'm twenty one."
"I'm not interesting in talking to you... Could you be just...quiet?" I asked and beggily raising my eyebrows. Don't lie to yourself. I looked at him. Watching his eyes, which were so green and looking into mines. His figure... He's hot. You want to talk to him, bae. He would be great father and romentic hus- Shut up! She won'tsee him anymore... Let her be herself and do what she wants., these thoughts I liked most.
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Watermelon //one direction//
Fanfic"Fuck you." "If you want..." he raised his hands, like he doesn't care, but like that idea. Oh, fuck you.
