Cell X Freeza one shot lemon

Meeting in hell

(A/N- This takes place after Cell is killed and sent to hell. But before we begin can we just talk about how adorable they look in this pic^ They are both being evil together it is so cute!
Freeza: Cell do you want to blow up that elderly home?
Cell: Of course I do Freeza. What kind of question is that?)

3rd POV

"That miserable Saiyan brat!" Cell yelled angrily as he flew through hell. "I don't believe this! How could he defeat me?! The perfect weapon?!?" Cell continued to rant about 'perfection' and 'impossibly of his defeat' but soon stopped when he noticed a fight up ahead. "A riot already? Perhaps hell won't be all that dull, and besides I need to take some of this PERFECT anger out."

He grinned at the possibilities of killing...well it wouldn't be killing since they are already dead but you get the point. He couldn't wait to fight! After all he is part Saiyan. The bio-android flew down and landed in the riot. Everyone was fighting each other and even the guards were mixed up in the fight too. Cell surveyed the other inhabitants of hell. Saiyans, some Humans, Aliens, etc. He even saw android 17. However, the peace was short lived when something or someone was thrown at him.

"UGH!" The form grunted as it made impact with Cell. Of course being hit by this other person didn't hurt Cell but, it sounded like whoever was thrown into a brick wall like him was entirely in pain. Being the perfect gentleman that be is, Cell managed to grab the figure before they fell to the ground. He held up, what looked to be a lizard, by its tail.

The figure struggled to get free and eventually turned to face whoever was holding them. "Let go of me you bug, or you'll regret it I can assure you."

Cell looked at the lizard angrily. This lizard had the nerve to call him a bug when he had just saved him from falling to the ground. How ungrateful! Cell was just about to drop them on the ground when he realized something. "Are you Freeza?"

"LORD Freeza!" The lizard corrected him. "And put me down!" Cell chuckled and did what he was told. Freeza fell from Cell's grip and landed on his head. Freeza jumped back up fuming. "What is wrong with you?! Are you that stupid you would drop LORD Freeza on his head?! Do you have any idea what that means?! Do you know how many planets I've blown up?! How many races I've slaughtered?!" Freeza ranted on at the unamused Cell.

"Do you have any idea how foolish you are making your self look by throwing a tantrum?" Cell asked looking at all the laughing Saiyans.

Freeza turned around. "You think this is funny? You miserable Saiyans monkeys!!!" He screamed at them causing them to laugh even louder.

I suppose that's where I get that miserable Saiyan thing from. Cell thought to himself.

"Deal with it Freeza! Would are you going to do kill us? We're already dead!" A Saiyan that looked like Goku said.

"Yes. I may have feared you before but now I realize you were never something to fear!" A Saiyan that looked like Vegeta yelled proudly.

"Goku? What are you doing in hell? And Vegeta when did you grow that beard?" Cell asked looking at the two Saiyans.

Both Saiyans looked at each other for a moment. "Hey you big ugly bug!" The Saiyan that looked like Goku yelled. "We aren't them those are our sons, and I heard that they defeated you!"

Cell clenched his teeth. "Watch your tongue Saiyan! And YOUR sons did not defeat me. And a matter of fact," Cell regained his smug smirk and crossed his arms. "Goku died trying to stop me and Vegeta just stood around whining!" Cell stared down the Saiyan that looked like Vegeta and walked slowly towards him. "Just like a--"

"RUN!! THE OTHER WORLD WARRIORS ARE COMING!!" Someone yelled. Before Cell could finish his sentence someone grabbed his arm and flew off with him at top speed.

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As Cell began to watch warriors from other world come and start beating up hell's inhabitants, he finally realized what just happened. He looked behind him to see Freeza was the one dragging him along. Cell easily got out of his grip and flew beside him.

"Why did you do that?" Cell asked looking strait ahead of him.

Freeza was startled at first but realized it was just Cell. "If I didn't you would be in jail right now, so your welcome." Freeza looked around the landscape. "Follow me. We need to hide out a while longer so you are not caught." Freeza spotted a cave and flew down to it. "Those annoying other world warriors always ruin the riots, it's no fun." Freeza entered the cave with Cell following.

It seems we have a lot more in common than just techniques. Cell thought as he compared their similarities.

"Are you even paying attention?!" Freeza huffed at Cell.

Cell snapped out of his deep thought and looked at Freeza. "No I was thinking about other important things!"

Freeza rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Just answer my question."

"Which was?"

"How do you know my name?" Freeza asked irritated.

Cell sighed. "It's a long story so I will summarize. I am a bio-android made up of all the greatest warriors cells. I have yours, your father's, Piccolo's, Goku's, Vegeta's, etc. As I  matured throughout my embryo stage a computer gave me vast amounts of information and knowledge. That's how I know you."

Freeza was confused. He also didn't believe Cell was telling the truth. How did he get these cells? Who had the brains to create such a thing?

"You look confused." Cell observed.

"How did you get my cells? We have never even met?"

Cell huffed. He was hoping he wouldn't have to explain his whole story, but now it seems he does. "Get comfortable Freeza, this is a long story."

**a couple hours and many mentions of the word 'Perfection' later**

"And that is why I ended up here." Cell explained.

Freeza sat there absorbing Cell's story. It was very interesting and entertaining. Was he really from the furture?

"So you came back from the future?" Freeza asked.

"Yes. Technically from a different future time line." Cell answered.

Freeza nodded. He looked out at the opening of the cave. Everything looked clear, no guards in sight. "I believe it is clear." Freeza stood up.

"No. I can sense their energy." Cell grabbed Freeza's hand and pulled him back down. Cell meant for Freeza to fall back down next to him but instead Freeza fall onto his lap.

Freeza yelped slightly when he made contact with Cell beneath him. Freeza didn't turn around or move, he just sat there blushing madly.

Cell was also blushing and feeling warm. He wasn't programmed to feel like this but, Freeza felt...perfect. The way they bonded together, thought the same way, liked the same things, being evil, it was perfection itself. Cell wrapped his arms around Freeza's waist and pulled him closer against his chest.

Freeza struggled against Cell. "C..Cell what is the m..meaning of this?!"

Cell smirked and snuggled his head into the crook of Freeza's neck. "Let's play a game Freeza."