Vamps sat in a dark corner, greasy and smelly and dripping coffee from his pours. Ew. He could be smelled by a little lady named Betty down the street who makes wonderful peach cobblers. She clipped her nose shut with one of those laundry pins as she baked, but even her famous cobbler was spoiled by the stanky vampire, so she came to their house and chucked it at their window, AND VAMPS STILL ATE IT.
"Humans sicken me." He muttered.
"Well you sicken me, Mr." Cherry stated. "You smell like week old dog shit that's been sitting in the sun so long it's become a fucking stinky ass raisin."
"Thanks for noticing." Vamps smirked.
Just then, they heard a knock on the door. Gerard answered it and it was animal control. "Hello, yes, there's been reports of a dead, possibly multiple actually, rotting animals on the premises."
"Oh, uh, nope, no dead animals here." Gerard sweated nervously. "Thanks for your consideration but I think whatever it is we can handle it."
"Sir, if I could just take a look around..." He insisted.
Gerard looked around the house, Cherry was wearing nothing but a tee shirt and some fancy underwear, Vamps was sweating coffee in the corner, Snow was building a puzzle with Megan, who hadn't gone home in a week, and Bandit was gluing the mail man's face to a wall. OH THE HUMANITY.
"Uhh, I think we're good." Gerard laughed. "Uh, here have a sighed copy of my new album! Okay thank bye!" And with that he slammed the door and locked it.
"What the fuck has my life become?"
He quickly removed the mail man from the wall and let him go, slipping him $200 as he left as an apology, which the mail man seemed okay with.
"Vamps, take a goddamn shower will ya?" Gerard butted into their convo with.
"Make me, bitch." He retorted.
"UhH." Cherry made whatever that noise is. "Please don't say that it turns me on."
"Why? What's in it for me?" He smirked.
"hUH thaT tOO."
"NOTED!" Snow shouted.
"K let's go." Gerard said, and him and Cherry dragged Vamps' ass up the stairs.
"Take off your clothes."Gerard said.
"Oh boi you don't have to tell me twice." Snow came around the corner saying.
"NOT YOU." Cherry shrieked.
"Yet."
"This is insanity. Just get in the fucking shower before I make you."Gerard sighed.
"OoH daddy." Vamps moaned.
"STOP." Gerard said, slapping him.
"Okay okay." And with that surrender, Vamps showered. But that wasn't enough, Cherry decided, "This calls for a makeover!"
He tied him to a chair and broke out all the makeup and sassy outfits. Cherry was like an artist and Vamps was his canvas. Occasionally,to make Cherry uncomfortable, Vamps would moan and say things like"harder daddy", and Cherry would make weird squeaking noises whilst cussing under his breath, and also doing this weird thing,almost like a potty dance, where he crosses his legs while he is standing up as if he were trying to hold in pee. (he does this every time someone "turns him on"),And after 15-20 minutes, Vamps had his make over. Light makeup, lots of pink and natural looking things, and skin tight, leathery red pants and a glittery black shirt topped of with a red boa.
A few pictures were taken before Vamps tore it all off and walked upstairs in nothing but his "I <3 coffee" boxers (the heart was black because he's just that emo), and wiped off all the makeup, replacing it with his favorite eyeliner, and put his now cleaned black outfit back on.
"Fuck all y'all." He yelled as he shut himself in a room.
"I know you want to hun." Cherry shouted back in the gayest voice he could muster up, which wasn't that different than his usual one, then popped his cherry flavoured lollipop back into his mouth, making sure the "pop" noise happened like the sassy bitch he is.
"Hey, Snow, hand me that chocolate will ya."
"Make me." Snow smirked.
"oH jEsUs FuCK All Of yOU."
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credit for the makeover idea goes to @eat_my_ass_my_lovelies, thank you for the idea!
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