There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry, you're a wizard.
*Sorcerer's / Philosopher's stone*
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
*Chamber of Secrets*
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom Riddle hides
his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber.
*Prisoner of Azkaban*
Harry blows up aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large.
They use time travel
So they can save the prisoner of Azkaban.
Who just so happens to be Harry's god father
I don't really get it either.
*Goblet of Fire*
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament.
Dragons
And mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed
HE'S BACK!
*Order of the Phoenix*
Harry, Harry it's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary Harry.
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring
Your constant attempts to contact him.
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh.
*Half Blood Prince*
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole.
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end.
*Deathly Hallows*
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death.
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath...
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💜- SMG
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