The Danger and a Random Samurai?!

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NO ONES POV
Erika is making her own food because her mother died(this is random LOL!)she didn't even know what to do....after that Erika slept and had a crazy dream....
In her dream
Erika:huh..?why is there all black....?
Mom:yo yo yo!!Erika!!
Erika:what the-
She fell in her toes.
Erika:ow.....
Mom:*sigh* Erika,Listen to me....
Erika:huh..?
Mom:I'm only using my last powers ok?
Erika:uh-huh...
Mom:I'm still alive and I need you to find me...
Erika's jaw dropped as she heard she was still alive.
Mom:I know this is impossible...but,please help me....and Erika I need you to do something....
Erika:anything Mom....
Mom:I want you to come with this SUPER HOT SAMURAI!!!
Her Mom starts to FANGIRL.-_-
Erika face palms...
Erika:HELL NAH!!!
Mom:please!!just do it because momma can sense danger!!
Erika:argh!!fine....
Mom:well I just sent him to protect you and-
Her Mom disappears
Erika:Mom?MOM?!MOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream end
Erika's POV
I wake up with sweat in my head and bits of tears in my eyes.I hear gun shot noises.Mom was right....I thought....I stand up putting all my Potions and Staff inside my little bag.Of course I used magic to make my things smaller just for them to fit in.I started to walk...looking at my surroundings.....this is not what I thought it would be....I thought.I find that 'Hot Samurai Guy' that Mom told me.wait...did I just call that Samurai HOT?!aww!!hell nahh!!! I thought Angrily.
'Look at what we have here!'
Holy shit....I've been found....great just great....and I'm still a Virgin too!! I thought as I think of something to do....GOT IT!!
Erika:well hello there.....
I started to run as fast as I can,OH WHO AM I KIDDING!!!THIS IS A SHITTY IDEA!!!I thought while running....and I tripped....WELL GREAT!!I LET A POTATO MAKE ME TRIP!!!THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! I thought Punching the ground.
(Narrator:OH MY GOD!!LANGUAGE!!!)
Erika:*huff* great...
Bandit1:guess you didn't got lucky huh?but don't worry it'll be lucky for me to have a girl like you my Sex Toy!!
I punch him in the face kicking his......you know....weakness....
Erika:I ain't yo sex toy!!you bastard!!
Bandit1:why you little-
Random Dude:get away from her.
Bandit1:ohh~ I'm scared!!whatcha gonna do huh?-
The Random Dude grabs his katana and points at his face.
Random Dude:I'll chop your ass into pieces.
He says with NO emotion at all!!
Bandit1:*gulp* uhh....
The Bandit runs cowardly.
Erika:wait...don't tell me...
Random Dude:are you Erika?
Erika:OH MY GOD ITS YOU!!!
Random Dude:yeah...your Mom sent me here....come on.
He grabs my body and carries me like a bag of rice or something!!
Erika:WHAT THE-!!!
I blush lightly
Erika:WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING ME!?!
Random Dude:to the guys....
Erika:WHAT?!?
Random Dude:oh and by the way....your still a Virgin right..?
Erika:uhh...YEAH!!!
Random Dude:good!!call me Shuuko.
Erika:Shuuko..?is that a Japanese name?!
Random dude:yup.
He runs into the forest with me carried.
Where the hell is he taking me...?
Note:
Hi!!I'm da author!!anywho!!I'm sorry if it's short and me and mah Narrator are gonna teach Erika to stop SWEARING!!
(Erika:SHUT UP!!!)
See....she needs manners but that will be in the next chapter!!anyway!!bye!!

she needs manners but that will be in the next chapter!!anyway!!bye!!

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