Once upon a time there was a young girl named Lisa. Lisa was 16 years old and lived in Hertfordshire. While walking home from school one day, a dog jumped out from behind a tree and tackled Lisa to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Lisa realized that the dog was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Lisa decided to keep the Brown dogs as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Brown dogs "Melissa ."
When Lisa and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Lisa's mother, Emily. And boy was she surprised to see a dog following Lisa into the yard! "What in world is that?" shouted Emily. "It's a dog," answered Lisa. "Dah, I can see that, Lisa, but what on earth is it doing here?" said Emily. "It's my new pet!" answered Lisa. "Oh you think so do you?" remarked Emily. "I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates dogs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home." And with that Lisa grabbed Melissa by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house -- even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house, Lisa and Melissa played and played, that is until Lisa's favorite television show, "geordie shore," started. At that point Lisa forgot all about Melissa having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through "geordie shore," when Lisa was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, "fucking hell !! Lisa! Get your ass in the bedroom...NOW!!" With that Lisa rushed into the bedroom to see what all the fuss was about.
When she entered the bedroom, there stood her father, Micheal , pointing toward the sofa. "Will someone please explain that?" asked her father. Then, as Lisa followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the sofa, was the biggest pile of dogs doo-doo she had ever seen! "I don't EVEN want to know how that got there," said Micheal . "But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!"
Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Lisa knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Melissa for a pet. So without hesitation, Lisa set out to find where Melissa was hiding.
After a few minutes of looking, Lisa discovered Melissa crouched beneath the table that Lisa did her listening on. "Come on, Melissa , it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the sofa!" scolded Lisa. "Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet dog!! And with that Lisa led Melissa out of the house and down to the local pet shop ;Brown. Brown had a pet section and Lisa knew the owner would find Melissa a good home. So after saying good-bye to Melissa , and thanking the owner of Brown, Lisa walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down on half dozen cans of relentlesss. But Lisa's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Lisa suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.
The End.
Its kind of crap but ohwells
